ASAP 

1. As Scene As Possible
When someone tries to fit it in or look scene by over dressing or worrying about looking a certin way; and eventually going overboard by trying too hard and looking like a fool. Someone who goes ASAP stands out like a sore thumb at shows becausew they have no friends, stand alone, and are typically n00bs or posers.

pete: Did you See katie at the show last night?
Luke: Yeah she went ASAP and stood by herself allnight, what a poser hoe she needs to stick with the Aslee Simpson.
Pete: tru that. she tries so hard it hurts.

ASAP by Double_Down September 6, 2008

ASAP 

Anarchist Skins and Punx. ASAP is an (inter)national group of anti-racist/anti-sexist/anti-homophobic skinheads and punks. ASAP knows how to get rowdy, don't fuck with ASAP.

ASAP came down from Chicago and helped beat up some fascist scum. www.anarchistskinsandpunx.com

ASAP by FascistBashist August 13, 2004

asap 

as safe as price.james(Price) is well safe (2 thumbs up)

ur asap!

asap by Claire March 17, 2004

ASAP 

As Soon As Point

Refers to the expected handout of methamphetamines (or MSM), requested by a low-level user, prior to performing menial tasks or labour for said employer.

"Hey Jimmy Jump, can you wire up my Hi-Fi - I can't be fucked."

"Sure, but I'm reaaaalll sleepy"

Jimmy Jump puts out his hand, and clears his throat expectantly. This is an example of "ASAP"

ASAP by ShabShaker January 27, 2008

ASAP 

At swiftly awesome packederm.

When Horton heard the cry for help he made a quick notion ASAP to help them.

ASAP by ColbyBadman217 December 28, 2016

ASAP 

It's meaning is As Soon As Possible.Example:

I'll be there ASAP

ASAP by LelutzPăPâine November 7, 2017

ASAP 

Acronym for "as soon as possible".

Frequently used in military to make someone of lower rank to complete an action.

Pronounced "A-SAP" not "A-S-A-P"

Staff Sergeant: "Go clean up your barrack ASAP! It smells worse than my @$$"
Innocent Private: "Yes S.Sgt"

ASAP by my brain is FUBAR November 22, 2018