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Authoritis

The inability to finish any type of written communication, i.e. novels, emails, letters, memos, etc...
Todd was in the middle of finishing his next best seller, when his authoritis flared up and caused him to cease writing.

Brook: How is the next novel coming Todd?
Todd: It was going great until my authoritis came back.
Brook: That sucks.
Todd: Tell me about it, this was going to be the best one yet.
by Hemingway34 June 24, 2010
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artharitis

trick, scallywop, skeezer, hoodrat. Girl who plays the game for money and gifts of high value.
I can't afford me another artharitis. The one I gots is already bleeding me dry.
by Madd Skillz July 25, 2008
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Arthuritus

a.k.a. "The Retarded Green Llama Virus."
When something particularily ugly, fat, cocky and stupid(usually by the name of Arthur) inflicts his extreme gayness on you, and your infected for life!

Symtoms: severe headaches, which may lead to brain hemerages and heart problems, and excessive puking in his general direction because your eyes are sick of seeing his fat ugly fucking self.

Prognosis: there is no known cure to Arthuritus. Severe brain damage, loss of eyesight, and excessive puking till your teeeth rott are very comon problems. Eventually, all patients die a slow, and very painful death...often complaining of hallucinations and seeing green fat llama blobs before death. many patients that realize they have this nasty disease...kill themselves on the spot as they want to go out with some type of dignity.
by ? November 29, 2004
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Arthritis

A code word used by men to talk or express feelings twords femail Genitalia such as (breast ass)
Dude she has nice ARTHRITIS
by Adolf best friend Nick May 19, 2008
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artharitis

Underground female hip hop artist, "Radioactive Republicans" single.
by Billy April 12, 2005
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rheumatoid political adthritis

The painful, debilitating condition that occurs during an election year. The seemingly neverending mud-slinging by politicians that choke up the TV and Radio airwaves.
"A vote for Sam Smith, is a vote for the Taliban."
Dude, I'm suffering from Rheumatoid Political Adthritis.
by mike in the morning October 27, 2010
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noobletoid arthriticatus

the most extreme lvl of a noob on x-box live such as Xenocide321 he=big noob but the word is not only limited to use on x-box live
Wow you dirty noobletoid arhriricatus I cant believe u didnt kill that dude.
by alex February 16, 2005
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