When someone calls in to get you to do something for them that they can easily manage themselves but can't be bothered to do it!
Call Andrex, this Micta needs the arsewiping service, they wont call up their energy company to set up their account and want us to do it!
by Flash-collector June 7, 2019
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The town was a community -spirited place until some Capitalist Arsewipe came along , demolished the ancient woodland, and built 10,000 houses without amenities.
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1) The act of an individual disturbing a public function serving both wine and cheese as per the Dave Chappelle episode. Acts include the individual asking function guests why they did not advise him/her how good the cheese was and/or slapping people while calling them "Chuck Woolery-looking motherfuckers".
1) The act of an individual disturbing a public function serving both wine and cheese as per the Dave Chappelle episode. Acts include the individual asking function guests why they did not advise him/her how good the cheese was and/or slapping people while calling them "Chuck Woolery-looking motherfuckers".
Norman was indignant that he was not invited to his apartment complex's wine and cheese party. There was no choice but to 'Arsenio Hall' the event.
by Vilmetheus April 13, 2010
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