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Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome 

Noun. A disorder that compels ukulele players to continuously purchase new ukuleles in a desperate attempt to find perfection often characterized by uke hunts online.
Rock's Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome often led him to uke hunts in Hawaii.

Erotic food-acquisition 

Where, in the process of acquiring food (whether it be in a school lunchline or drive through) you are in the process of foreplay with another, or yourself. In more extreme cases this may extend to sex but such acts are generally discouraged in public settings, exceptions do exist though.

Not to be confused with Erotic-food acquisition.
There are two types of erotic food-acquisition:subtle and stupid.

one resulting in "That guys voice kept changing over the speakers and he was breathing hard."

The other resulting in "That guy was getting head."

Domino acquisition 

The increasingly popular tendency of white families to adopt black children.
Ted: Did you see Madonnas new Domino acquisition ?

Mary: That Banda boy from Malawi ?

Ted: Yes that one
She’s a great person, lived a long life but learned how to make things better. She’s beautiful with a great smile . Love and loyal always looking for them same
Aquisha is my bestie
Aquisha by Bluecece2020 June 14, 2018

Acquisitionist 

A person who acquires an item , product or services for another person.
Joe, the acquisitionist acquired a client for Tom the businessman.