Alpine, TX

A small town in way west Texas that isn't close to anywhere and where you know everyone and everyone knows your business. Pleasant for children and the retiring. Miserable for anyone between the ages of 16-45, unless you enjoy few people, ranching, gossip, or great mountain sunsets.

"Where you from?"
"Alpine, TX."
"Where's that?"

Enough said...

by smalltownkid1 March 2, 2009

Alpine Skier

When a girl sits between two guys and simultaneously gives them a hand job.

During our flight back from Chicago Marie sat in the middle seat and gave Aaron and I an Alpine Skier.

by Tacotyme November 6, 2009

Arine

An arine is a person who makes people laugh and smile she is a kind and caring person who just by looking at her she makes babies smile

i love you arine and i always will.

by Praiseywaisey November 23, 2020

Alpine Skiing

A double handjob.
According to the song by Pansy Division...
"it takes 3 guys to do it right,
(they're gay, so could be 1 girl & 2 guys)
1 on the left and 1 on the right.
..just get your hands around two poles,
move 'em up and down in a steady motion"

Jim and I took Lisa "Alpine Skiing" and she was covered in "white" in no time.

You know those twins, Blaine and Blake? Well, when I saw the huge bulges in their pants I just had to take them to my room for some "Alpine Skiing" I could barely get my hands around their poles.

by BillShaite April 16, 2004

arpanet

ARPANET (Advanced Research Projects Agency Network) was the world's first operational network and the progenitor of the global Internet that you are currectly using. W00t.

"The earliest idea of a computer network intended to allow general communication between users of various computers was the ARPANET which first went online in 1969." Wikipedia

by dgam3z August 27, 2005

arinett

If your name is arinett when you take away the first and last letter of your name, you most probably have blue hair, live in Paris and have a crush on a blonde guy named Adrien. Your sometimes shy around others ESPECIALLY your crush. But other then that, your an amazing girl with a helpful personality. we stan arinett! :DD

Arinett is the lady of my dreams!

by adoree.livv May 23, 2021

Alpine Row

Intercourse that consists of the female laying on her stomach while the man sits on her lower back facing the opposite way - thrusting his cock between her butt checks while using her legs as leverage (in a rowing position) .

He can't afford any more child support so he did the alpine row to her last night.

by Itapped March 2, 2016