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Grand Theft Amnesia

What occurs when you have played Grand Theft Auto for so long, it begins to rewire all previous learning in your brain, causing you to do really stupid shit without thinking. Depending on your level of intelligence, Grand Theft Amnesia can cause you to do anything from running red lights unintentionally to shooting at moving cars with various semi-automatic weapons or jacking cars at gunpoint.
The news recently reported a story of two young men in one of the Southern states who were arrested after being caught shooting at cars on the freeway. When questioned, the boys explained that they had just finished playing Grand Theft Auto and it seemed like a fun thing to try. They were obviously suffering from a bad case of Grand Theft Amnesia.
by Wendy Martin October 13, 2008
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anesha

A Hindu names which means everlasting or eternity. Anesha or Anisha is a really funny and smart person. Chances are she is Indian or an Indian Mix. She has many friends and knows what she wants to do in her life. Ane(i)sha also does not take a lot of crap from people. All in all, Ane(i)sha is a lovely, sweet girl most likely waiting for a good guy to sweep her off her feet.
Anesha is so cute!
by TheveryyBaddest October 10, 2013
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psychic amnesiac

A person who knows before hand what they will forget.
Dude: I am telling you Jerry, I will forget my keys on your dresser.

Jerry: Oh Dude, you're such a psychic amnesiac!
by XxmarkoxX July 20, 2011
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Aness

"I am haning with Aness tonight"
by tscove March 23, 2012
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amnesiorexia

The act of forgetting to eat, sometimes skipping meals for extremely long periods of time. Most people with amnesiorexia skip meals because they work, sleep, or are otherwise occupied, not because they desire to lose weight, and most enjoy eating. Amnesiorexics commonly forgo eating or drinking for at least 8 hours while they are awake.

The best cure for amnesiorexia is having a constant meal time, but having small snacks throughout the day is also helpful.
Busy interns, students, and gamers often have amnesiorexia.

Kate eats lunch at 12 PM, but because of two long classes (with a short break between them) she forgets to eat again until 10 PM. Kate may be amnesiorexic.

Will and his friends start a game of Risk around 10 PM, and are so absorbed in the game they play until it ends at 6 AM. Will realizes he hasn't eaten anything since 8 PM last night. Will may be amnesiorexic.
by fluorescent adolescent May 5, 2009
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Ardeshir

The best. The King of Persia. Ruled the majority of middle east in the beginning of the Persian Empire.

A mostly Persian name. Attributed with greatness and loyalty
Ardeshir Babakan
Ardeshir Zahedi
by Persian18388 February 3, 2010
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spending amnesia

Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.
"Dude, I'm so bad with money! It just disappears."

"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"
by whydee September 16, 2011
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