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arbitrary bullshit

Arbitrary bullshit is anything the contents of which does not matter that holds little to no intrinsic value, the discussing of which would entail such uses of energy and time that it is better dismissed.

Arbitrary bullshit is often assembled by people with low-intelligence, it is not their fault that they believe it to be important but also should not be treated as valuable as it may lead to the manifestation of more arbitrary bullshit by the original creator. This is often accompanied by feelings by the creator that what is objectively arbitrary bullshit is an original thought that others would benefit from hearing.
Some examples of arbitrary bullshit

"'God is a woman' has more listens than 'God is a man' which is showing how society has changed and is waking up to the fact that woman are the future."

In this example of arbitrary bullshit, the creator of said arbitrary bullshit has made a statement that will bring up many to tell their opinions. This is the "arbitrary bullshit exponential effect," and is easy to be sucked into if unaware. It leads
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arritate

A portmanteau, irritation and agitation combined. Having one's back put up. Cornered, angry but scared. Often considered a prelude to quintillian.
-That vexing situation was the cause of much arritation.

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-Do not arritate them, Master Jon-Jon! That one's got little legs...
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Going Arbitrary

When faced with a tough decision, Going Arbitrary is asking an otherwise illogical question to make the decision for you. Optimally, the question should be connected to the decision in some way, though this is not necessary.
Person A) "Beef patty or chicken patty... I don't know! I'm going arbitrary. Exploration or flying houses?"

Person B) "Flying houses"

Person A) "Chicken patties it is!"
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Arbitrarily

randomly: in a random manner; "the houses were randomly scattered
"bullets were fired into the crowd at random, were fired arbitrarily"
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arbitrage

The purchase and immediate resale in another market of an item in order to profit from a price discrepancy.
Hey, Rob, I just made two points on the 03 paper arbitrage!
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Arbitrage of deplorables

The natural phenomenon of horrible people migrating to services that don't want them until they're evenly spread, thereby removing the competitive edge of being able to claim that you don't serve horrible people.
Bob: I prefer to use X instead of Y, because they have fewer Nazis on the platform.
Jo: They used to, but there was an arbitrage of deplorables, and now they've got the local white nationalist cult using them.
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arbitrarium

1. A place where one stores arbitrary thoughts
2. A facility where trees and shrubs are cultivated for exhibition
What's up with your neighbors? Is that an arbitrarium?
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