appolojizz

To ejaculate/cum on/inside someone instead of appologizing.

Bill: Dude, is Lisa still mad cuz you did her friend?
Bob: Nah, she accepted my appolojizz

by Craymortz July 24, 2011

Appoopment

Appoopment.

A•ppoop•ment
Noun

An arrangement to poop at a particular time or place.

"I'm late for my appoopment."

"I have an appoopment for 2:15"

by Dennyloggins June 11, 2018

Douch-appotamus

A giagantic douchebag, who is really fat.

Your a fucking douch-appotamus!

by coraleclipseee July 9, 2007

appolyte

Slavish devotee to Apple products from the ipod the Mac. Steve Jobs is their messiah and will fiercely defend him.
Usually dressed in a black polo-neck.

Steve Jobs released the iPad in San Francisco. It looked just like an iphone except it was bigger, heavier, harder to transport, more expensive and did less things. The assembled appolytes salivated nonetheless.

Thank Jobs there was someone who understood them and didn't just produce another useless 'gadget' they said. The appolytes were pleased.

by StewieG Wannabe January 28, 2010

Dentist Appointment

(n.) A terribly unsatisfying blowjob; a blowjob involving too many teeth for the penis's own good

Dave: I would LOVE to get some head from Kate
Kyle: You would like to think so, but I got head from her the other day, and it was a god damn DENTIST APPOINTMENT!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Apponequet

The high school of Freetown-Lakeville School District. Nicknames are as follows: apponoshit, and iwannaquit.

I go to Apponequet High School, in other words I go to a jucketschool.

by c.Hagerty May 29, 2008

dentist appointment

The excuse for escaping an awkward social moment, boring party, bad day at work, or any other situation you'd rather not be a part of. The intent is to express disdain for the situation - saying you have a dentist appointment when you clearly don't (because it's nighttime, or the weekend, or whatever) amplifies the effect and sarcasm. Synonymous with "this sucks, and I'm leaving".

Used in speech, the dentist appointment can either be how you explain your departure from your current environment, or what you say to someone while giving a recap of the situation and why you left.

Jill: "Hey Matt! Leaving already?"
Matt: "Yeah. Dentist appointment."
Jill: "...but it's 8 p.m. on a Sunday."

"I was trying to watch the movie, but then Sue and Mike started making out, so I had a dentist appointment."

by CapheineJuan June 27, 2007