applejacking

The constant use of an iPhone that then causes wanker's cramp.

"I used my iPhone day in day out so bad that the doctor said that I had been applejacking too much"

by theflaccidwomble August 10, 2014

Applejacking

Using applesauce to jerk off with

"Man I didn't have any lotion, so I ran to the fridge and started Applejacking in the kitchen"

by Dubba March 29, 2019

Applejacks102

Is a gamer who cheats at every game he plays and has a small wiener

Applejacks102 has small peter

by TheWildWood67 November 6, 2020

Applejack

When you want to bone something and your hand isn’t enough, so you cut a hole in an apple and furiously pound it, thus creating apple sauce.

Since all the skanks are quarantined, I had to settle for an applejack.

by Rusty Tyrone September 17, 2021

Applejaholic

Apple juice alcoholic.

Are you an Applejaholic!

by thecharacterwannie August 5, 2022

Mr Applejar

A guy who’s the worst driver ever. Despite this, he is a great friend to have, and he loves Jesus with all his heart. He also knows a lot about sports and is the biggest Mariner’s fan

Person 1: is that Mr Applejar, the guy who caused multiple car accidents?
Person 2: yea but I heard that he loves Jesus and is a Christian guy

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 8, 2025

Mr Applejar

A guy who can’t speak Spanish (yet) and is a big no sabo. He brags about knowing a lot about sports, and is a fat guy who eats more than 3 meals per day. He is also a funny guy who loves Jesus with all his heart

Person 1: is that Mr Applejar, the guy who can’t speak Spanish?
Person 2: he doesn’t speak it yet, but he will learn how to soon
Person 3: isn’t he the guy who eats a lot of food?

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 12, 2025