When you have the shits so bad, just moving to stand up to go to the bathroom forces you to blow your shorts. Causing your Nut Sack to be covered in the most savory of butt caramels. Thus resulting in the phenomenon quaintly know as the CARAMEL APPLE!
"Hey Bro, do you have some dude wipes? I totally spurted my sack into a wicked Caramel Apple because of that bad Guac from last night."
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Applefags defend Apple Incorporated decisions and products at any cost, even if it's to their dignity.
Applefags defend Apple Incorporated decisions and products at any cost, even if it's to their dignity.
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Referring to the quick step dance move seemingly taken on by people who have to run to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea. Here say suggests that green apples can induce such a predicament - hence the moniker.
This is popular slang in the medical community when referring to patients who have such a reaction to medication such as lactulose given to patients with liver disease.
In popular culture, this was also the name of a 90's grunge band from Seattle.
This is popular slang in the medical community when referring to patients who have such a reaction to medication such as lactulose given to patients with liver disease.
In popular culture, this was also the name of a 90's grunge band from Seattle.
Dr. Jason prescribed lactulose to Steve who promptly did the Green Apple Quick Step making it to the bathroom with a photo finish.
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This term is used anytime your Apple product is coercing you to do something against your will, is not working properly, or has done something on it's own that you were unaware of.
This term is used anytime your Apple product is coercing you to do something against your will, is not working properly, or has done something on it's own that you were unaware of.
"Fucking Apple Qaeda! I didn't get any of those texts you sent."
"Those Apple Qaeda bastards! Why the fuck do I have to agree to these damn terms and conditions every time I plug my shit in!?"
Person 1: "What is this U2 album doing on your phone?"
Person 2: "Apple Qaeda. Those motherfuckers."
"Those Apple Qaeda bastards! Why the fuck do I have to agree to these damn terms and conditions every time I plug my shit in!?"
Person 1: "What is this U2 album doing on your phone?"
Person 2: "Apple Qaeda. Those motherfuckers."
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Get the apple of your eye mug.The apple juice song is a short song by Why Don’t We’s Daniel Seavey, singing out his apple juice box
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