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take grandma to applebee's

Rarely used slang term meaning "to have sex".
Amy and I are gonna go take grandma to Applebee's.
by CanisMinor October 3, 2017
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Going to Applebee’s

Code for having raw unprotected sex in a Radom parking lot causing a similar stomach pain to if you actually ate there. No there is no eating good in the neighborhood joke here
Girl this guy said we are going to Applebee’s. I told him I’m not in the mood for my guts to fall out.
by Mr. Key lime pie March 3, 2022
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taking grandma to applebee's

Sexual act in which a man stuffs a piece of fruit, though most often an apple, entirely up an elderly woman's pussy. He then proceeds to remove it from her gray cave and serve it to her on a cheap and dirty acrylic plate.
Hector: I took Dolores to Applebee's last night.
Gustavo: Oh yeah? How was the food?
Hector: No, you idiot. I stuffed a pear in her box then made her eat it.
Gustavo: <silence>
Hector: You've never enjoyed the experience of taking grandma to Applebee's before?
Gustavo: Can't say that I have.
Hector: You're missing out. Sometimes the old hag will leave you a tip. Depends on the quality of the fruit though.
by ZarpaDelTigre November 11, 2010
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Fuck if I know... Just go have sex with your girlfriend, or boyfriend
Hey Jeff, I'm taking your Grandma to Applebee's, HARD!
by applebee's23 December 8, 2010
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Taking Grandma to Applebee's

"Taking Grandma to Applebee's" is a sexual activity where the female is older than 65 and the man is at least 20 years younger. The woman eats out the man's butt hole. Of course the man preferably is a vegetarian, and has diarrhea.
The other night, I was taking grandma to Applebee's, and I sharted all over her face.
by Drovik November 12, 2010
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Taking Grandma to Applebee's

When Conan O'Brien makes the sweetest of love to George Lopez.
You hear about what happened on TBS last nite? It must be sweeps week, becuase for 25 minutes, they were taking Grandma to Applebee's.
by Gonzo_not_till_2 November 11, 2010
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Alabama Appleseed

Following the act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter (The Breathe Act), all kinds of shit that was in custody shoots out the anus at cock release and withdrawal. This shit released from its incarceration of the anus are many, resembling piles of Alabama Appleseeds. Thus its name.
Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!
by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021
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