Applegummy

n.
1. A delicious heart-shaped chewy gummy flavored with real apple juice. Made by Kasugai Seika co. in Japan.

2. An random exclamation, perfect because it is just so random.

1. I heard Wegmans sells those applegummies.

2. Applegummy!!!!!

by Zaraen December 13, 2005

applesaucy

horny

I'm applesaucy.

by beary oh yeahhh April 4, 2010

Applebutt

Large, rounded ass that curves under to form an apple-like shape towards where the ass meets the thigh

That girl has the sweetest badonkadonkin applebutt I have eva seen!

by Haha.... no January 13, 2009

Criss cross applesauce

a way in sitting in which the knees are bent and the legs over lap (hence the criss cross) and the applesauce is a nice rhyme used to remind young children how to sit.

teacher: everyone sit criss cross applesauce for story time
kindergartners: YAY!

by singstar319 June 19, 2011

Black Applesauce

when a fat black man shits in a milf's mouth and then duct tapes it shut slaps her in the face with his penis and farts in her nose while going down the road on a public bus.

you shoulda seen what i did to that bitch avory on the bus that black applesauce was awesome!

by funnyman156687898 December 12, 2010

Applesauce

1. An early 90s slang word for "ridiculous" or "nonsense".

2. The ejaculate produced by Apple Inc. fanboys whenever a new apple product comes out, enters the room, or Steve Jobs speaks.

1. The sky is falling? That's just applesauce!

2. Steve Jobs announced the iPad and Mike started blowing applesauce everywhere.

by cupajoe April 6, 2010

applecumdumpster

An apple pie that is served after you have sex with it. A deposit of semen is usually required to complete the recipe.
Also defined as, "A relative of the soggy biscuit, this dilectable treat is created when a male inserts his penis into an apple strudel and climaxes, filling it with monkey custard."

:Our Special today is the applecumdumpster. :That sounds delicious!.. Wait..

by spidermoneyshot November 7, 2010