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apocalyptic

Asteroid hitting earth: the next scenario is apocalyptic.
Asteroid hitting earth: the next scenario is apocalyptic.
by keighley3798 August 25, 2020
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Apocalyptic Bitch

A bitch that has the potential to destroy all of mankind with her explosiveness. The bitch everyone tells you to leave the alone. Once that bitch detonates she's every kind of bitch. All at once a little at a time and over and over again. Makes pimp realize that they didn't have anything but women daughters and mothers who they hurt and never loved. The bitch that makes you pray for salvation. Too late
An apocalyptic bitch has been detected. This is not a test. Stay tuned for a message from the bitch management authority
by 1n1s2 August 2, 2022
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Apocalyptic Goon

When you realise the world is ending (or you are about to get inevitably murdered) so, naturally, you whip out your dick/pussy and stroke like never before, until all fades out but freak. You're gooning like there's no tomorrow, because (at least for you) there isn't any. It may also be used to disgust/confuse/arouse your killer, marginally prolonging your life.
Sargeant Doakes realised Lila was on Dexter's side, and subsequently pulled an apocalyptic goon knowing that his death was imminent. He died hard.
by Daedalus65536 February 24, 2025
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para-apocalyptic

A situation created out of fear that the end is coming, when in all probability it isn't. Feeling equivalent to the apocalypse, while not actually being there.
Empty shelves, empty stores, empty restaurants and empty streets, 'it's para-apocalyptic', he thought.
by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020
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