Aherm

The awkward moment after a joke when nobody laughs

Say it like Aheeee

A 'That smells'
B 'like your mum'
(awkward pause)

A 'AHERMMMM'

by JustBanter February 28, 2012

aphrodisiabeard

An abundance of facial hair that when seen, touched or smelt acts as a stimulant for sexual arousal

1. What IS that creature glistening over yonder?
Honey, that's a man with an aphrodisiabeard.
*panties drop*

2. I'm surrounded by aphrodisiabeards and it's glorious!

by pyusweeble January 15, 2014

aphrodisiac

A food, animal part, or other symbolic object known to cause extreme sexual drive. Word derived from Greek goddess of love, beauty, and sexual rapture, Aphrodite.

"Dude i just killed a rhino."
"Cool, aren't the horns aphrodisiacs?"

by Rosemary April 2, 2004

aphex twin

Sure, I go through Autechre, Squarepusher and Boards of Canada phases, but RDJ is the only one who's infallibly in my CD changer at all times. Although he no longer reinvents electronic music's productional lexicon with every release like his label mates, Autechre, Aphex continues to inject this inexplicable character into his music that no one has ever come close to duplicating. It might be the AFX melodies, it might be the programming, and it might be the sound design; I really can't tell you. There's just something about RDJ that sets him above the rest. Honestly, I've never listened to music the same since hearing Richard's "RDJ Album" for the first time. He gets my most sincere recommendation, my unabashed praise, and my dick if he wants it.

Aphex (Twin) can be used as a proper noun, an adjective, and even a verb.

As a proper noun, we have: "Aphex Twin was born in Cornwall and he even pwned as a baby."

As an adjective, we can say: "OMFG THAT DRILL AND BASS IN VENUS NO 17 IS SOOO APHEX!"

And as a verb, it's appropriate to say: "Holmes, this track is going to land on Chocolate Industries or some shit unless you aphex it up a bit."

by Matt (ultra fanboy omg) August 21, 2004

aphex twin

a man of pure musical genious

aphex twin produces excellent idm/electronic music

by zaphod June 17, 2003

Aperture

1. A small narrow opening.

2. A fixed or adjustable opening in a piece of equipment such as a camera or microscope that lets light pass through a lens or mirror.

3. The diameter of an aperture in a piece of equipment such as a camera.

See definition of aperture above.

by Jafje April 15, 2007

apheroth

God of gaming, extremely sexy, owner of the Gaming guild Death Pimp Knightsticks

Who's that killing everyone?
That's apheroth.

by apheroth January 7, 2013