aphrodisiabeard

An abundance of facial hair that when seen, touched or smelt acts as a stimulant for sexual arousal

1. What IS that creature glistening over yonder?
Honey, that's a man with an aphrodisiabeard.
*panties drop*

2. I'm surrounded by aphrodisiabeards and it's glorious!

by pyusweeble January 15, 2014