Sexual Terminology: Whereupon a man is about to receive oral sex with his woman. Just before insertion he aggressively open palm smacks her. The woman will naturally react with screams in protest. The instant her mouth opens the man quickly places his testicles in her orifice and vigorously bounces them up and down. The end result should sound like an Indian war cry.
Rachel was being a bitch all day. So when things calmed down and she decided to get frisky, she went down on me and i gave her the Apache Chief.
by TheBirdmanAnderson January 16, 2010
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"My girlfriend didn't tell me that she was on her period before I fingered her, so I gave her an angry apache.
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When you are getting jerked off and the lotion on the girls hands wears off and it feels like you are getting an indian burn on your junk, then tearing the thin layer of skin off your penis, resembling the shed skin of a snake.
dude it was terrible, my girlfriend accidentally gave me an apache snakeskin last night because we ran out of KY. now my wiener is all blistery and scabbing.
by iluvtogetskiied July 27, 2010
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by chaserx27 May 27, 2004
Get the apathetic mug.An apache pilot is a Military Officer often characterized as one who, has no regard for safety, is often considered to be arrogant, and is thought to have the ability to drink copious amounts of alcohol. Army Apache Pilots are normally smarter than the average human being and are the most aesthetically pleasing people on the planet. To be in the presence of an Army Apache pilot is an accomplishment. The AH - 64 Apache helicopter is a 20 million dollar war machine that should be respected as such. Women are normally drawn to Apache pilots because of their attitude in the military and their above average looks.
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Randy: Yeah, why else would he be referring to himself as God's gift to women after finishing a half gallon of rum last night?
Randy: Yeah, why else would he be referring to himself as God's gift to women after finishing a half gallon of rum last night?
by randythescientist October 6, 2010
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Atheist: No, religion is a mental disease!
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Atheist: No, religion is a mental disease!
Apatheist: Hey guys, try apatheism. It's very nice. You won't have to care about this issue!
by fuzzydrinks July 5, 2009
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The apache is flown by Microsoft Flight Sim AI
The apache is flown by Microsoft Flight Sim AI
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