Fuck up an Anvil

An ability to screw up simple tasks. Commonly written out as "X could fuck up an anvil" it is meant to imply a thing that should otherwise be unbreakable is not safe with them. A common revision of the insult involves adding the words "with a rubber mallet," as the fact that rubber is softer than steel means it should be impossible for a rubber mallet to do any damage to a steel anvil.

"Did Mike just touch the thing with the big sign right next to it that says 'do not touch?'"
"Yeah. Mike ... Mike could fuck up an anvil."
"With a rubber hammer."

by MapleStreet May 8, 2020

Drop An Anvil

This is a phrase used to describe pure anger. When you want badly to bring pain apon your enemies.

There goes James again... I just wanna drop an anvil on him.
This guy is so annoying, let's drop an anvil on him!

by No Food Before Bed September 4, 2022

anvil

Genius

You just ran a red light. Way to go, you fucking Anvil.

by Hypah July 6, 2003

Anvill

A Anvill is a handsome, intellegent and caring guy. He is every womens dream come true. If you meet an Anvill don't ever let go, because guys like him don't exit in this life!
Anvill is also an humeristic guy with a very good sense of humour.

Oh, Anvill is such a hansome guy!

by Anvill May 26, 2017

advilstuffen

to kill your self by eating advil

how should i kill my self
advilstuffen
or
in a oven

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

Mount Anville

Mountie. My penis itches.

Jimmi 'What is the purpose of your life?'
Bridget 'Mount Anville'

by Mac-dawg October 16, 2008

anils

hero thalapathy vijay and his fans are called as anils they are attention seekers do trends with bots and they buy likes in youtube (paid likes) vijay is nothing infront of thala ajith thala ajith fans always fuck them in social media vijay fans are nothing infront of thala fans just kids

anils

by jjjjuuuuu November 7, 2020