phone ring analysis 

when you call someone and they don't answer so you count the number of rings to tell if theyre either ignoring you, have their phone turned off, or if they just didnt get to their phone in time

no rings and goes straight to voicemail means theyre phone is turned off when you called.

5 or 6 rings means they just couldnt get to their phone

anything less than 3 rings means they looked at their caller id and chose to ignore

She's still mad at me because i used a phone ring analysis after i called her and it rang only once so she ignored my call

phone ring analysis by hardhitr3 August 11, 2009

analysis 

A special form of telekenesis that targets and inflicts pain to one's anus.

I was about to steal the Tide from the store, but Mr. T came in and used his analysis on me and stole it first. I walked funny for a week.

analysis by J-Hoax June 14, 2010

Analalysis 

a-nal-a-y-sis - The analysis of a problem made by someone who thinks they know what the problem is, is sure how to resolve and demands the problem be solved using their resolution. Thus, the person making the analalysis appears to be knowledgable and important.

But because you've resolved this issue before, you know they're wrong.

Resolving the software issue took a little longer then normal 'cause I had to deal with the my boss' analalysis.

Analalysis by Brofox September 8, 2009

Meowspeak Analysis 

This is how we will one day speak to our delectable kittens on a deeper level. We will measure the inflection of their Meowspeak and determine their emotions based off of this.

I just used Meowspeak Analysis to determine Meow Meowsons’ emotions. We are now best friends and can communicate seamlessly.

Meowspeak Analysis by Birdie Birdiekins October 15, 2019

Kowalski analysis 

A meme that takes it's roots from the Penguins of Madagascar series, featuring a team of 4 commando penguins.

The quote itself is commonly used in the series by the Penguins' leader - Skipper, to ask for an analysis of the situation, in order to take proper precautions.

The meme itself is used in various comment sections.

Skipper: Kowalski analysis!
Kowalski: This must be the work of an enemy stand, sir.

Kowalski analysis by Invalnorious November 9, 2018

Analysis 

A stupid assignment that teachers and profs will give to you in an attempt to make you smarter.

"Please turn in the analysis at the end of the class period, and remember, it's all to make you smarter!"

-My AP lang teacher.

Analysis by idontlikedoinghw May 21, 2010

Legal Analysis 

1. thinking usually independent of and unaffected by objective reality 2. the process of using legal terms to alter, create or deny reality 3. process used to maintain or assist the status quo, power structure, and the resourceful and effective 4. a thought process commonly raised to the level of stupidity while maintaining the appearance of brilliance 5. sometimes called inverted intelligence.

The judge used his superior powers of Legal Analysis to determine my guilt despite knowing I was at the golf course with him at the time the crime was committed.

Legal Analysis by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021