When a female has performed oral sex on a male and does not remember the experience. Even after presented with evidence she denies ever performing the act. Must not be under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Dick and Jane were in a long term relationship. But one day Jane went over to John's house and gave him head. John told Dick, and Dick confronted Jane. Jane refused to believe or admit that she gave John oral. Jane has been diagnosed with Cock Amnesia.
by Pace' September 14, 2006
Get the cock amnesiamug. A condition in which the person does not remember when they last had a bowel movement. Most commonly effects college girls.
My stomach hurts and I don't remember if I pooped yesterday or the day before. I must have fecal amnesia.
by Larry56 April 7, 2013
Get the Fecal amnesiamug. When you snapchat someone using a caption and it takes them so long to respond that you forget what you initially asked and/or told them.
Bob: "Taylor just snapped me and said yeah she'll go with me"
Andrew: "Where?"
Bob: "Damnit, I got snapchat amnesia again. I sent that snap like 6 hours ago."
Andrew: "Where?"
Bob: "Damnit, I got snapchat amnesia again. I sent that snap like 6 hours ago."
by SometimesHilarious May 30, 2016
Get the snapchat amnesiamug. The ability to instantaneously forget any and/or all memory of strike-outs at bat, missed anniversaries, double-fault serves and the like--before their accumulated effect can have a detrimental impact on real-time performance.
Hey, Ass-Clown--It might feel good at the time, but it's just not cool to smash an innocent tennis racket or throw your bat into the stands...get some performance amnesia or take up stamp collecting.
by YAWA April 13, 2019
Get the Performance Amnesiamug. Buritto amnesia is when someone eats a buritto, then forgets about it and blames someone for eating it on them. This usually happens to students with room mates who share a small freezer.
Dylan: Craig! you ate my buritto you douche bag
Craig: No I didnt. I saw you eat it last week. You suffer from Buritto Amnesia
Craig: No I didnt. I saw you eat it last week. You suffer from Buritto Amnesia
by Captian Lion March 14, 2011
Get the Buritto Amnesiamug. when you haven't taken a shower in so much of a long time that you have forgotten the last time you took a shower.
Person A: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like a fatass with hemorrhoids having diarrhea after eating buffalo wings.
Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.
Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.
by O.Z. tha O.G. February 7, 2010
Get the shower amnesiamug. When a woman completely forgets what is going on around her because chocolate has taken her full and undivided attention off of everything else
One night I was talking to my best friend on skype when my boyfriend brought me chocolate in the driveway... and I experienced chocolate amnesia when I completely forgot I was still on skype with my friend.
by lilymewlis97 October 26, 2011
Get the chocolate amnesiamug.