amd

Anal Molesting Device


A cpu that literally fucks you in the ass.

Retarded rabid AMD fanboys with no sense of humour usually get off on this.

My Anal Molesting Device is an Asslon 64 .

by Lowtax March 16, 2005

AMD

Amd usually took Intels designs and upgraded them so that they ran faster( eg 386@40, 486@40, 486DX2@80,....)
First 100% own development was the K5 which was a pentium killer, but not too successful.
AM is their short they write onto chips...

The AM386 runs at 40 MhZ

by Tam Hanna May 31, 2003

AMD

stands for "a mega doo doo"
can be use when someone says sum bad but not that bad and u dont know how to react

(product of 2 dumb kids miss spelling shit at 1am)

nasty monkey 1: hey sum bad happened

nasty minkey 2: what bro?

nasty monkey 1: i ran out of bananas

nasty monkey 2: damm bro that's amd

(im too lazy to think of a good example its almost 1:20am)

by im_sleep_deprived_help December 7, 2019

amd

a computer company that is using technology that they didnt develop but stole from intel and now is kicking intels butt with it... but woodcrest is correcting this wrong....

AMD is a hack and has no skills

by Intel Devil June 24, 2006

AMD

An very cheap air heater.It was supposed to be processor a computer but the only use of it is to heat up the air...

Oh its very cold in here, Zack turn on your computer with the AMD processor!

by asdfgh1233211 July 26, 2019

amd

1- A word born when someone with greasy, shaky or clumsy hands tries to write and.
2- A word born when someone with a mouthfull of food tries to say and.

1- I killed a deer yesterday amd twenty minutes later I was balls deep in my wife.

"Dude, we are in a zoo and your wife is dead"

2- I jwust shwoved ten mashmallowz amd there are ten mowre

by LordZaper March 1, 2020

AMD

A very cool company that makes certain products revolving around computers

I bought an AMD CPU for $3

by GeorgeTheCat September 4, 2022