Alejandra

A beautiful Spanish girl.With Brown hair,Brown eyes and a beautiful personality.Shes really good at sports.Shes really pretty and she is loyal and brightens up your day and makes you feel better

Alejandra is so pretty

by Allycat.2106 January 20, 2018

Alpha Fail

A person who, whilst thinking they are the Alpha Male of the group, often strutting around, being brash and cocky, is actually a complete fucktard, will end up fucking his hand most nights, and is a general douche.

Can also be used when a "fail" is so epic that it's just irretrievable.

Guy 1: "Look at Mike, he thinks he's such a player, he thinks those girls are lapping him up but they're laughing at him behind his back"

Guy 2: "Yeah he's such an Alpha Fail"

by DannoRC March 19, 2010

Alpha Weeb

An Athletic/Buffed Weaboo

Alpha Weeb (アルファウィブ)
Like a Weaboo, Alpha Weebs are in to Japanese anime and also have their own waifus. Although, they are very athletic and they sometimes use their waifu, ironically or unironically, as a motivation for their gains. They have accepted themselves in being branded a weaboo.

Alpha Weebs are not afraid to workout with anime merchs on them and can be seen in packs. That being said, their social capabilities are exceptionally well.

There are plenty in the Armed Forces of some countries. Since they are very athletic.

They often call each other "Tanks" or "Units".

Person 1: Hey dude, I heard that one gym god was going to the Army!

Person 2: Yeah man, he's an Alpha Weeb. An absolute Unit. He probably watches more shows than us and he can also deadlift his 500LB bodypillow.

by Kazachi July 7, 2018

alejandro rosario

alejandro rosario, the tiktok star, is a 16 year old boy who gets girls with his amazing smile✨ nj boy, friends with mattia polibio(the kid who licks toilet seats) , alvaro romero (👉🏼👃🏼👎🏼), kairi consentino (olaf 5’4), roshaun diah (roshauna) and robert george’s (aka rebound robert🐐
follow me on tiktok; flawlessmattia
follow me on insta: toadmanmattia

“who gets girls just by smiling”

“alejandro rosario.”

by nj boys December 8, 2019

Alejandra

A sweet, kind, smart girl. If you get an Alejandra in your life, you're lucky. Her nickname is usually Ale.

She's such an Alejandra

by agirlwholikeurbandictionaryyyy November 30, 2018

Alejandra

A beautiful, talented, artistic, quirky girl who is shy at first. When talking to her she opens up more and more with darker meaning behind her. She'll boost you up and try to show you're important. You'll try to show her that too but won't accept the compliment. She'll always put herself down. Though even with all that you'll love her and maybe she'll love you back, but with more passion.

"That girl Alejandra is something"
or
"You look like a gal named Alejandra"

by bIg_WaLrUs November 25, 2018

Alpha Hoe

In social animals, the alpha is the individual in the community whom the others follow. In Homo sapiens the Alpha Hoe prides themselves on their ability to Attract and wrangle the "Cock". If dick hunting was economics their meat wallet would simply be the most full. Each Hoe Pack is envitbly diffrent but they all contain the same heirchy containing a alpha hoe at the top, competiters for Alpha Hoe in the middle, and at the bottom the third wheel girls. In certain highly social environments (i.e. college campuses, dorms, and greek housing) a contender can use more indirect methods, such as political alliances, rumors, severe intoxication and sloppy blowjobs to oust the ruling alpha and take her place.

1) Two college roommates vying for "Alpha Hoe" dominance happen to both sleep with their floor RA in a futile attempt to show off there cock courting superiority and in the process discourage other hoes.
2) a) the chick every guy wants to get. b) The chick most guys know they can get with. c) The poster child for planed parenthood

by Eric MC5th September 24, 2009