almost not worth thinking about

An understatement for: Really shouldn't think about it at all.

"They say he fucked an ostrich." "Just him? I'd think fucking an ostrich would be at least a three-man job." "It's almost not worth thinking about."

by Klendathu_Jones June 17, 2016

I almost dropped my chicken.

The name for an inside joke of an inside joke.

First friend: “What are you guys talking about?”
Second friend: “Oh, don’t worry about it. I almost dropped my chicken.”
Third friend: “LOL” *high five*

by Carmen5555 June 11, 2019

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by LittleWhole May 26, 2021

Almost Naked Animals

One of the terrible shows the "New Cartoon Network" has recently added it stars a bunch of "Almost Naked Animals" staying in a hotel. Think of it like a Real World for kids who don't know about real TV.

Dem Almost Naked Animals is dumb

by ChosenToaster July 11, 2011

Almost Hot

1. An average girl you stumble upon that clearly is almost hot, nothing to exciting going on there, just plain and simply, almost hot. This girl is generally still poundable, but wont be receiving a call ever again.

1. Man, that girl was only "Almost Hot".

2. Hey Bro, you gotta have my back tonight I need someone to hook up with my girlfriends best friend, she's "Almost Hot".

by Framed Final Boss August 21, 2011

Almost

Not quite; close to reaching a certain point.

Willy was almost ready to leave, but remembered that he needed to get his shoes shined.

by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005

Team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck

The true side of the Twilight team/ side debate.

Margaret: Hey Josh what team are you on? Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Josh: There both gay. I'm team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck

by LookAtMeNoooow January 8, 2012