I'm allergic to shrimp

I'm allergic to small dick

jenny: "doesn't your boyfriend have a small dick"
kim: "yeah i'm allergic to shrimp"

by The Jumbo Shrimp March 2, 2017

Vaee x Xans allergic reaction

Its a too lovely couple that they're desperate to kill themselves.

Oh my god, TheComicSans and Spinach is having the Vaee x Xans allergic reaction!

by Spinachh February 21, 2017

I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex.

It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.

Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...

by 69hysteria87 October 10, 2019

Allergic to Dairy

After eating some delicious pizza, you get a stomach ache. Suddenly, your britches are brown.

People who are allergic to dairy, collect turds in their pants quite frequently. They ain't babies, they just made a mistake with what they ate.

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022

eucalyptus allergic reactions

Eucalyptus allergic reactions are only linked to wimps. Normal people don't mind eucalyptus. It's just wimps

She has eucalyptus allergic reactions, therefore, she must be a wimp.

by Seany-boy March 22, 2018

eye allergic

A more creative way to say or describe being colorblind.

"My grandfather is eye allergic."

by the ugly bestfriend November 6, 2020

Giving allergic reaction

Not slaying, being unwanted, deserves all the L’s, etc.

“You’re giving allergic reaction”🤢

by anonymous September 18, 2022