Ken Allen

Ken Allen (February 13, 1971 – December 1, 2000) was a Bornean Orangutan at the San Diego Zoo. He was among the most popular animals in the history of the zoo because of his many successful escapes from his enclosures. He was nicknamed "Hairy Houdini". His escapes included disassembling the cages he was meant to be kept in, climbing out of his enclosures, walking amongst the customers as though he were a regular, teaching other Orangutans to escape, and bully his arch-nemesis, Otis, another male Orangutan whom Ken Allen absolutely hates. He became a cult icon, not unlike Harambe.

Zookeeper 1: Oh my god, he got out again?
Zookeeper 2: ... Was it Ken Allen again?
Zookeeper 1: Yeah. And the other Orangutans got out of the enclosure, too. I think Ken taught them how to escape.
Zookeeper 2: HE DID WHAT!?

by akuwardmoments June 7, 2020

Allen Highschool

School filled with suburb thots who think getting a used jeep is the worst thing in the world, AP kids complaining about a 4.1 gpa, and hallways filled with drug dogs and bitch ass teachers. 20 Percent of the freshman class last half a semester before they switch to private school.

You go allen highschool? Fuck off you pot headed shitbag

by TROOTHFAIRY May 30, 2019

Allen Walker

The main charater in D.Gray Man. Has white hair, gray or bluey silver eyes. Scar on side of face. His innocence is called Crown Clown.

Allen Walker is a polite british boy who can kick akuma arse when needed. He has a kind disposition and gets along with everyone. Aside from Kanda Yu who seems to hate him. Allen likes to eat large quantities of food and miterashi dango.

Nicknamed Moyashi (Beansprout) due to his small size and white hair.

Allen is critisized of having a martyr complex and thinks of others before himself.

He is good friends with Lavi Bookman and Linalee Lee.

Allen is also known to be the 14th noah, meaning he s slowly turning into a Noah.

Allen is the only exorcist able to controll the ark. His innocence also saved him when Tyki Mikk killed him.

All in all Allen is a nice boy who only wants the best for everyone. He wants to save Akuma's souls and destroy the millenium earl.

In fanfics Allen is normaly paired with either Lavi or Kanda. Laven or Yullen. He is also seen with Tyki (Poker Pair).
He is not normally seen with Linalee as not many people actually like this pairing.

ALLEN ROCKS EXCEPT IT

Hevlask 'Allen Walker you will make a great destroyer of time'

Allen 'I will walk forward untill the day i die'

Allen 'bring forth salvation to this tormented Akuma's soul!'

by D.GrayDemon June 21, 2010

Allentard

-Noun
1. A person from Allentown, Pennsylvania.
2. A person who exhibits certain characteristics common to Allentown, Pennsylvania.
3. A person too retarded even for New Jersey.

Related forms:
Allentarded, adjective

Q: Why is that white boy smoking Kools and wearing his Penguins hat backwards while driving a canary-yellow 1992 Civic with Glasspacks and listening to top 20 R&B music?

A: He's an Allentard.

by dougharvey July 8, 2009

Allenization

People who are addicted to Earth, Wind & Fire band, especially a song September, they always think and sing the song everywhere

Joe became a member of allenization, he cannot stop singing the song.

by TFHim October 9, 2020

St. John Allerdyce

The character in x-men comics that can manipulate fire. my favorite character in the x-men comics. he's pyro. he dies of the legacy virus in the comics, but in the movies, he's alive and well on magneto's side.

john, will you stop playing with that lighter?

by Alira January 17, 2004

Allentown

Wal-Mart version of Philly.

Allentown...the Netflix adaptation of Philly.

by Tjenks90 June 12, 2019