Woody Allen

(Verb) to divorce your wife and marry your adopted daughter.

one: Man, can you believe he Woody Allened his wife, and now his daughter is having his grandchild.

two: yo! dats half gay.

by Ken1plus2 April 9, 2017

Ray Allened

to get fucked over by someone; just like Ray Allen fucked over the Boston Celtics by signing with the Miami Heat

"Hey bro, I saw your girl making out with the guy who choked your dog to death. She really Ray Allened you man"

by RisK July 8, 2012

Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

The act of nutting and having it french kissed into your ass while yelling “It’s Tool Time!”

Hey I heard some slut French kissed Aden’s nut up his ass, she gave him Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

by HeyKaiLookI’mOnUrbanDictionary January 3, 2020

Allagash

1. A brewery of excellent beers located and named after a town in the beautiful wilderness of Maine, USA.

2. A powerful canine. Darker than the night. Protector of his realm. Extremely loyal to his pack. Viewed as God-Like by his people and dogs both.

3. Extremely aesthetically pleasing.

1. "This Allagash White is the best Belgian wheat beer I've ever had!"

2. "That's no normal pooch.... that's an Allagash!"

3. "Oh my god! Did you see that bartender, he's more than just sexy, handsome, and cute.... he's pure Allagash!"

by HobbZ February 25, 2013

Keegan Allen

AKA the best abs on television. Best known for his role as bad boy Toby Cavanaugh on ABC's Pretty Little Liars. One half of the amazing couple, Spoby.

What did you think of the latest episode of Pretty Little Liars?

It was amazing, Keegan Allen took my breath away. Did you catch those abs?

by makehimmine November 10, 2011

Allegedtarian

An alleged vegetarian. Closet meat eater.

Josh is such an allegedtarian, he took me out for hummus but there was bacon in his fridge.

by Gingerfer June 11, 2013

Ken Allen

Ken Allen (February 13, 1971 – December 1, 2000) was a Bornean Orangutan at the San Diego Zoo. He was among the most popular animals in the history of the zoo because of his many successful escapes from his enclosures. He was nicknamed "Hairy Houdini". His escapes included disassembling the cages he was meant to be kept in, climbing out of his enclosures, walking amongst the customers as though he were a regular, teaching other Orangutans to escape, and bully his arch-nemesis, Otis, another male Orangutan whom Ken Allen absolutely hates. He became a cult icon, not unlike Harambe.

Zookeeper 1: Oh my god, he got out again?
Zookeeper 2: ... Was it Ken Allen again?
Zookeeper 1: Yeah. And the other Orangutans got out of the enclosure, too. I think Ken taught them how to escape.
Zookeeper 2: HE DID WHAT!?

by akuwardmoments June 7, 2020