dirty alistair

A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.

Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.

I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.

by F1Chick March 11, 2019

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Alistair Overeem

The best athlete in MMA. Currently signed to UFC. Former Strikeforce,Dream and K1 HW Champion. Known for destroying wanna-be fighter Brock Lesnar.

The Demolition man, Alistair Overeem

by stefoka January 4, 2012

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Alistair Morrison

gayest cunt ever (also a cripple)..... will also turn women gay and has to have sexual intercourse 8 times to not be considered a virgin

dan: Fuck off Alistair you crippled cunt

leo: You stupid fuck how did you manage to turn your girlfriend gay
Alistair: sorry guys I can't help it I guess I'm just a Alistair Morrison(virgin)

by dan za(gotta huge)koc November 7, 2017

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alistair scott

A crazy person no one likes except himself. He listens to too much Green Day, and has no interest in music or his family

James: oh is that Alistair Scott
William: yeah he is so weird

by Skeleton secretary October 16, 2017

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Alistair S

An annoying and emo little boy who punches everyone. people find his bad 'puns' and 'good' sense of humor very irritating. he isn't very good at anything except punching people in the arms and playing the bass guitar

Oh the Alistair S kid is remarkably bothersome

by Skeleton secretary February 26, 2019

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