Ricardo Alexandre, known by his aliases: VoidInBlock, Crystal, and Crystalium, is a Portugese terrorist currently convicted for sexual assault and child sex trafficking. A devout infidel, he rejects the idea of religion as a whole. He is known for having gay sexual intercourse with a man named USL and acts as his puppet, but it is well known he used to have gay sex with Dan as well. He is wanted in several countries for war crimes, including but not limited to: The Russian Federation, the State of Israel, and Nigeria. It has been confirmed that Ricardo Alexandre has connections with terrorist organizations such as The Kosovo Liberation Army, The New Jersey Gay-Lesbian-Bisexual-Transgender Alliance, Al Qaeda, and Mossad. He also has a mental disorder of schizophrenia due to his fantasies of running a fictional empire with numerous galaxies with himself as the sole ruler. If you come across Ricardo Alexandre, call the authorities immediately and do the sign of the cross and he will refrain from fucking your children tonight although this is not guaranteed.
by Cum stains on the wall September 17, 2023
World champion diver from Laval, Quebec, Canada. Alexandre has the distinction of being the only person to win at 1,3 and 10m platforms. He is also the only living human who should be encouraged to wear a Speedo at all times.
Alexandre is not gay - a fact many gay men are quite upset about.
Alexandre is not gay - a fact many gay men are quite upset about.
Hey, Louis! Check out the slo-mo recap of Alexandre Despatie's last dive. Sacre bleu, those are some nice abs. Great clean entry, too.
Bien sur, Francois. I've always loved Alex's entries.
Bien sur, Francois. I've always loved Alex's entries.
by rockhound43 October 13, 2010
It's a man with an awesomely large penis that love to fuck with hot chicks on a daily baisis. He is always ready to pull his dick out if needed because he is proud of his 12 inch engine. Fucks maxime on a daily basis too.
Maxime : Wow it's big you must be François-Alexandre.
François-Alexandre : Shut the fuck up and blow.
Maxime: master?
François-Alexandre: yes.
François-Alexandre : Shut the fuck up and blow.
Maxime: master?
François-Alexandre: yes.
by dickhead777777 January 11, 2016
Alexandre Montes is a Conor McGregor wannabe.
He is known for banging every fucking girl who isn't of his native country
He is known for banging every fucking girl who isn't of his native country
You so fucking Alexandre Montes
by osantos October 24, 2018
Alexandre as a boy's name is of Greek origin meaning "man's defender or warrior".
Sérgio - Italian, Spanish, Portuguese.
A human version of sunset. Who gets your attention as soon you look at him like how you look at the sunset. He has this mesmerizing eyes, smile, lips, hair, nose, and eyebrows that will make you fall in love so easily. The way he stares, talk, smile, and sleep you will be captivated like a fireworks show.
Someone who has this name is a kind-hearted person who doesn't want to see hurt someone he loves (even spiders or flies). That sweetest smile he has is the same as his sweetest attitude. When you're with this guy, there are no minutes that you will not get melt and smile. His sense of humor is so good, you will have fun having him around.
Be careful on talking with this guy cause it is a 100% high chance that you will fall in love with him in just seconds. Until your heart decides you can never unlove him anymore.
Sérgio - Italian, Spanish, Portuguese.
A human version of sunset. Who gets your attention as soon you look at him like how you look at the sunset. He has this mesmerizing eyes, smile, lips, hair, nose, and eyebrows that will make you fall in love so easily. The way he stares, talk, smile, and sleep you will be captivated like a fireworks show.
Someone who has this name is a kind-hearted person who doesn't want to see hurt someone he loves (even spiders or flies). That sweetest smile he has is the same as his sweetest attitude. When you're with this guy, there are no minutes that you will not get melt and smile. His sense of humor is so good, you will have fun having him around.
Be careful on talking with this guy cause it is a 100% high chance that you will fall in love with him in just seconds. Until your heart decides you can never unlove him anymore.
I love you Alexandre Sérgio
You are the only sweetest Alexandre I've ever met in my whole life
I wish I could have you Sérgio
You are the only sweetest Alexandre I've ever met in my whole life
I wish I could have you Sérgio
by memiyeaaah March 27, 2021
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by Metacritic April 2, 2008