alina starkov

literal sunshine

i love alina starkov, she is the light of my life

by alina starkov’s lover April 3, 2021

Alan Smithee

A pen name that directors use when they want to disown a movie they made. Can also be used for when someone is so ashamed of something they did.

Twilight was not directed by Alan Smithee. What a surprise.

by Ainrana March 11, 2012

Alan Six

Verb \al Anne sicks\

A clever play on the word, "anal sex". Made popular by the FX tv show, "The League".

- Anal Sex

John: tonight I am going to introduce you to the art of, "Alan Six". I picked up a surplus bottle of lube at Costco for this special occasion

Alexandra: What's, "Alan Six?"

John: oh don't worry love. You will find out soon enough, pepper your angus in the meantime

by -The Juice January 2, 2012

Alan Shearer

The sexual act of cumming into the air and then heading it so it hits someone in the face

Your mum took an Alan Shearer from me

by Sawsaw382 June 17, 2016

Alan Shearer

Best british player to grace the face of the earth.

Its Alan Shearer on the ball....its Shearer... GOAL!

by ReggyF September 6, 2008

alan sanchez

The most Hispanic guy you will ever meet despite being born in the United States. Extremely shy and terrible at video games despite being an avid fan of roblox since he was born.

Guy 1: Dude did you know alan sanchez still plays roblox!
Guy 2: Wtf we are in college

by Dead panda meat October 17, 2021

Alan Shearer Island

The patch of hair seperate from the rest of the hair on the head of a man in the middle of male pattern baldness. Like a follicular version of the Oxbow lake. Named after Newcastle and England striker Alan Shearer, this term was popularised by radio DJ's Mark and Lard in the late nineties.

Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.

"If I start loosing my hair I'll just shave it all off. I don't want an Alan Shearer Island"

by Big Jock August 24, 2007