Rich Assist

(Noun) when one or more people are engaged in a task where no further assistance is required but another party offers assistance that contributes nothing to the completion of said task.

(Man 1 and man 2 are lifting a box onto a shelf)
Third party: do you guys need help
Man 1: no we've got it.

(Third party places a hand on the box as it is placed on the shelf)
Man 2: thanks for the Rich Assist.

Third party: I'm just trying to help.

by TheCaptain65 May 9, 2014

Rolling assist

When your buddy has to shit while driving and you sacrifice your hand to save the leather seats.

Hey man I gotta shit can you give me a rolling assist?

by Spencer_n January 14, 2020

boof assist

When you place drugs on the tip of your erect penis and insert it into your partners anus placing it correctly into the small god-gifted supposity pocket.

Yeah the night started out good. Gary gave me a boof assist and I really started rolling balls.

by just sum fukin guy June 8, 2018

arsissism

excessive love or admiration of one’s own buttocks \ arsissist: one who engages in arsissism

Whether it was a touch of OCD or full on arsissism I couldn’t say -- but in every car and shop window we passed, she would gaze at the reflection of her dazzling derrière.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 7, 2011

Assistant Jizz-Mopper.

The WORST job in the entire world.

Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX

by Ozymandias42 April 8, 2006

Akisa

An Akisa is the best person you could ever meet. She’s sweet, loving, funny, caring, and so much more. She is beautiful but doesn’t like to see it herself. If an Akisa is your friend hold onto her as best you can and don’t loose her because you won’t find anyone else like her.

My friend Akisa is the best person ever

by Maddie218 March 17, 2019

asisi

Pronounced (a-si-si)

1. A play on predominantly Spanish speaker's English pronunciation of "that's easy" used to describe a task that would normally prove to be more difficult.

2. Impossible

1. Waitress: What would you like?
Patron: We will all have the House Special
Waitress: 10 House Specials, Asisi!

2. Take Lebron James in one on one? Asisi!

by aarooski March 11, 2009