aistos

The sound at the start of foreign athletics races before the 'bang', as opposed to 'take your marks' (onomatopoeia). nb. Word probably does not actually exist even with a similar, different spelling, it's just the interpretation of the noise and it's spelling (if it was a word/phrase) by one individual.

The sound at the start of foreign athletics races before the 'bang', as opposed to 'take your marks' - "AISTOS..BANG!"

by brendan January 21, 2004

Austistics

A variation of statistics in which all figures are made by an omnipotent super being who resides over the two parallel universes.

Guy: And this figure succinctly concludes that all men are pigs and will have sex with any vagina regardless of this honour code you seem so fond of.

Girl: Is that even statistically proven?!

Guy: .......It's proven through Austistics.

Girl: >.<

by NotaguynamedAustin October 27, 2011

asstisim

The cross between autism and aspburgers syndrome resulting in a horrific combination of the biggest asshole you have ever met who fucking knows it all and can see the future. They are bipolar laughing while they grossly insult you and then expect you to thank them for the advice they have graciously gave you while kissing their feet.

Did you put on the sun block? Yes honey I did. Are you sure you put on the sunblock?? Yes honey . What spf did you use? 30 honey. Are you sure it was 30 and not 15? Yes honey it was 30. Are you positive?? Yes honey I’m sure. Three hours later I told you you would be fucking sunburned? Well no shit I was in the sun you so have asstisim !!!!

by Amari lunterhausen July 1, 2018

arstiser

looks like a misspelled word from artist but actually means a dork artist who tend to have a lot of sketchbook's that only have a few drawing's in them and that mostly make new OC's but never use them.

you're an arstiser! you have 11 brand new sketchbook's that only have a few drawings in them!

by Dork_artister July 23, 2019

Aitisaam

Chillest personality. Kind and gentle as well. You can share your problems and he will find you the best solution. If you are sad just give a look to his smiling face and you will forget about your sadness. He will solve your issue like a dentist extracts waste tooth from patient's mouth because he himself is a dentist by profession.

John: "I am sad and depressed."
David: "Then you should visit Aitisaam."
John (after visiting Aitisaam) : "There was nothing to sad about and now I feel really good and relax."

by Daniel J Craig November 23, 2021

AIDStistic

To act in a way that is so fucking clinically retarded that it simultaneously generates aids and autism to one who witness the act unfold. Generally, victims of these AIDStistic actions become rightfully pressed and angered by the disease. Often applicable to women and their cuntiness.

Scenario: guy, girl he's seeing, and friend in the back on an uber
Guy: **looks at girl sitting between him and friend**
Girl: being very flirty with friend and leaning in to him, attempting to make out
Friend: looks at guy with confusion and distraught
Guy: "The fuck are you doing. That is so AIDStistic cunt"

by themonkeyisbackinthecage March 20, 2022

Aixtism

A retarded ranked bedwars staff member with no friends in real life. He is shit at video games and most things in life and wastes his time being toxic and cyberbullying people. I mean honestly, who names themselves after a disorder.

Person 1 - Who's that autistic kid over there?
Person 2 - Oh, that's Aixtism.
Person 1 - I heard he got straight F's last semester.

by Magellah April 18, 2022