Airpods 

Something people in debt buy just to look cool. Typically they also carry around the newest iPhone to show off further how far into debt they are.

Person 1: Oh god, not another AirPods user.
Person 2: At least I'm not broke.
Person 1: What was that? I don't speak "In Debt".

Airpods by DerpBlerpMcGee February 14, 2019

AirPods 

A product created by Apple (yes another one), that looks like you would lose them every time you put them in.

Oh shit I dropped my AirPods, it’s so damn small I can’t find them. Oh well, better waste $150 on those peices of shit.

AirPods by Roland Bates January 24, 2018

Fake AirPods 

Fake AirPods were copied from Apple to make broke people look Rich

Jeff, sup bob

Bob, What?? I can’t speak BROKE

Jeff, What do you mean kid your speaking Broke right now!!! Those are Fake Airpods!!!

Fake AirPods by TheRealSavageIsAlreadyHere March 31, 2019

Apple Airpods 

The Gayest (synonym for stupidest) technology ever! It's like removing the important headphone jack, adding wireless headphones, and it basically removes the base from music. The headphone jack can also be connected to music amplifiers, but no headphone jack means no bass and Apple is gay (stupid). So then you have to use overly priced wireless headphones. If Samsung copies them with removing the headphone jack too, we're doomed!

Steve: I like apple airpods.

Normal person: Ha! Gay!

Apple Airpods by HawaiianPunch1 July 10, 2023

AirPods 

If you wear them in public your basically flexing

Carlos - look jimmy has AirPods he’s so rich
Jeremy - I wish I had AirPods
Carlos - let’s steal them strait out his ears

AirPods by the coolest kid in school September 18, 2019

AirPods 

What rich valley girls listen to their Taylor Swift with.

Chloe: Omg im sick of these cheap headphones
Stephanie: you should get AirPods, my t swizzle sounds way clearer with them

AirPods by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Airpods 

An apple item in which the user can't afford the wire. And can't speak broke.

Me:Hey Kev-
Kevin:What? You👉 want to speak 🗣 with me?😂 Well I got airpods☁️, sorry 🙏😓💦, don't 🚫 speak 🗣 broke. Byeeeee 🤣😆🤗
Me:What the fuck??

Airpods by panicmaniac February 14, 2019