pussy ain't got no face 

A saying held near and dear to those who will fuck anything that walks. Basically means that it's always worth it to beat it up, because no matter how the rest of her looks it's still gonna feel good.

Judd: "Man what in god's name are you doing to that sheep?"
Cletus: "Uh...I was just trying to push it through the fence."
Judd: "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."
Cletus: "Hey man, you know the name of the game. Pussy ain't got no face."
Judd: "Yeah I guess you're right. I got next."

pussy ain't got no face by Nick D August 18, 2004

Girl ain't got no dick

describes a girl who is really hyper uptight and/or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a long while.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, that a girl has no male organ.

"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"That girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a big nerd in Baltimore and all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.

Girl ain't got no dick by flame sans e May 12, 2008

you ain't got no pancake mix! 

1: A way to get somebody your annoyed at to stop talking.
2: A way to let somebody know that they ain't got no pancake mix left, and should probably go to the store.

Protester: Abortion is muder!
You: You ain't got no pancake mix!
Protester: .....?

you ain't got no pancake mix! by wehttam16 February 21, 2011

You ain't got no pancake mix! 

Meant to be used to throw someone off. If there's a serious argument, say that, and you'll win just by pure awesomeness. Occasionally the word "Bitch" can be thrown at the end of it.

It was coined by RayWilliamJohnson on YouTube.

Person 1: "Personally, I believe that god is going to smite every last one of the sinners--"
Person 2: "YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!"
Person 1: "..."

You ain't got no pancake mix! by epic-win-fail June 28, 2010

I ain't got no dog in that hunt 

A state of no involvement, having no effects upon oneself.

Outcome does not effect me.

Oh girl please, I ain't got no dog in that hunt.

I ain't got no dog in that hunt by Come backs February 1, 2017

You ain't got no pancake mix 

A phrase used to show dissatisfaction or discontent with someone or something. It was made famous by the comedian Zach Galifianakis and its commonly seen in YouTube video posts.

Did you get the food for the party?" "No, why should I be the one to do it?" "You didn't?! You ain't got no pancake mix!

You ain't got no pancake mix by studmuffin4567 June 28, 2010

fuck off chelsea you ain't got no history 

A saying used in a council estate known as 'Liverpool', to suggest that their football team is still worth playing for.

Liverpool is a football team, who had a lot of success in the 70's and 80's, but as of late, has won nothing, and the dust is starting to gather in their trophy cabinet.

It is also noted, that the history 'Scousers' often refer to, also includes getting English teams banned from the European Cup between 1986-1990, because of their involvement in the Haysel tragedy, in 1985.

Bin Dipper: "Fuck off chelsea you ain't got no history"

Chelsea Fan: "Actually, we have 106 years of History, but more importantly, we have a future, and we have your Torres!"

Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand, and you'll never work, again, you'll neeeee-verrrr work, again

fuck off chelsea you ain't got no history by KTBFFH February 21, 2011