alameda

if you live here you know that it is tight you just gotta know what to do with you time here, go to farm parties and rep west meda boys.. naw im kidding but on the real alameda is a hella little island next to oakland and the beach smells like sewage. you should go there though its tight.

alameda made a t-shirt that says "where the hell is alameda?"...that says something...

by meda bitches August 25, 2006

ahmed alomair

A f*cking b**ch who will steal your girlfriend. A piece of sh*t who bites your face and back. F*ck him before he turns your life into a piece of shit. He farts about himself a lot so.

Ahmed Alomair is a dickface.

by Lost my Girlfriend January 25, 2018

Ahmed

Ahmed is the name of a crazy, awesome, funny and sweet boy. He makes a great boyfriend and normally has curly hair. Ahmeds tend to speak more than one language.

Girl 1-Did you see what Ahmed did for his girlfriend?
Girl 2- is Ahmed the curly haired boy that is crazy?
Girl 1- Yep, that's Ahmed!
Girl 2- Yeah, I saw what he did for her, he is so sweet!

by Datgirlkaren March 14, 2015

ashamed

How you feel after you masturbate.

"You should be ashamed of yourself, young man!"-Your mom

by cccccombobreaker June 10, 2013

Ahmedo

Ahmedo is a name commonly given to men with big penis size and loving, caring and respectful to women and girl would be lucky to have him

Imagine being ahmedo’s girlfriend

by Bignuts435 November 22, 2019

Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov

Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov is commonly refered to as an inbred Lebanese man, who has never had sex before and has a terrible beard.

do you know Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov?

yes, he's a shit bloke

by Angus_Helbers October 28, 2020

Sulaiman Ahmed

@ShaykhSulaiman (noun)

Definition: An exceptional individual whose online presence encompasses the roles of an investigative journalist, academic scholar, and outspoken critic of Zionist ideologies. With a broad educational background including a Ph.D. candidacy in Philosophy, an M.A. in Philosophy, a PGCE in Mathematics, and an LLB in Law, @ShaykhSulaiman possesses a wealth of knowledge and a formidable intellect.

As an author, @ShaykhSulaiman delves into topics that challenge mainstream media narratives and uncovers hidden truths. He fearlessly confronts Zionism, often debunking its falsehoods with an unwavering commitment to seeking justice and promoting informed discussions.

@ShaykhSulaiman is not only a scholar but also a X Spaces host, where he facilitates thought-provoking conversations and engages with a diverse community. His unique sense of humor shines through when he exclaims "ZIO ATTACK" in moments of space crashes, adding a touch of levity to serious discussions.

While he garners substantial community engagement, @ShaykhSulaiman has a strong aversion to "community notes" and holds strong reservations about Elon Musk. His multifaceted persona as an academic, journalist, and social commentator makes him a prominent figure in online discourse.

"If you're into intellectual discussions and investigative journalism, you should definitely follow @ShaykhSulaiman."
"Join @ShaykhSulaiman 's X Space for an insightful dialogue on critical issues, but be prepared for his 'ZIO ATTACK' catchphrase when things go awry!"
"DUDE DID YOU SEE Sulaiman Ahmed's NEW POST????????"

by The mother dragon slayer October 31, 2023