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A very weird person who is irritated easily. Typically best friends with a guy named Jason. Also Bengali. Very not dumb.
Man, did you see Ahamed? He got straight AAA's!
Ahamed by imsohawtbbylickme May 16, 2018
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Ahamed is a guy who could love you in a way that you never thought was possible. Mind you, make sure its AHA•MED and not ahmed because ahmeds are dicks.
Man i wish i had an ahamed
Ahamed by straightouttatherapy November 22, 2021

afzal ahamed 

periya puluthi of our gang
"are you like afzal ahamed"
afzal ahamed by sfvdfve November 23, 2021

Nishar Ahamed 

Your Very Handsome Guy... Bold And Unique... Always Positive Vibes
Nishar Ahamed by Nishar Ahamed November 23, 2021
When something is super fucked up in an Eritrean way.
Jason: "Look at Karim. His arse is very Ahkmedy."
Jordi: "His arse smells very Ahkmedy too."
Jacob: "This video is very Ahkmedy."
Ahkmedy by ThatLitUrbanGuy May 5, 2019

Biilee Ahmed 

A typical Somalian name, hence the spelling error. Biilee Ahmed is a specimen who waffles far too often due to his Somalian background which also enables him to sound intelligent other shmucks alike, Biilee Ahmed will often waffle about Pythagoras in the middle of a French lesson, leading the teachers to believe he has gone insane. Overall Biilee Ahmed is like any other typical Somalian, the only that differentiates him from other Somalians is his rather unusually light skin tone .
He's a shmuck, he must be called Biilee Ahmed!
Biilee Ahmed by Biilee's Mum January 23, 2019
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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