Agressive Gold Fish

The act of getting your head stuck in a fish bowl full of water. Next, frantically masturbate with the goal of finishing before you pass out and drown in the fish bowl.

Jordan was delighted at the thought of adding some spice to his life by ending his night with an agressive gold fish. This would be much more enjoyable then banging the deadfish of a lay in his bedroom one more time.

by Grumpy Zakizzle May 18, 2024

Pussive Agressive

That bi-polar bitch that wants to fuck you but on the outside, she wants to suck you.

You Pussive Agressive bitch. Sign this pre-nup.

by Vakotus November 21, 2016

Passive agressive petty

When someone is slick pissed off at you but plays like they aren’t and they do the pettiest things to piss you off and get back at you.

Tom is so passive agressive petty when he turns on the dishwasher while meghan takes a shower so the water shuts off on her leaving shampoo in her hair…..again.

by MamaNasty May 13, 2025

Sassive-Agressive

The act of using sass to compell action.

My mother was sassive-agressive when she asked if I was going to sit and play games all day.

by TheAmericanVerb January 24, 2022

planck agression

The smallest unit of agression: An agression that only a single person in the entire world would be offended by.

What you are doing is a microagression! No mate, actually it is a planck agression, only you seem to give a shit.

by jabroni69420 March 2, 2024

agressive koshka

agressive cat; a mad cat that doesn't like to see other people's profits; qfl lover

Why are you such an agressive koshka.

by until1mil May 7, 2018