aggrivated sailor

when him/herms penis head resembles a sailors cap, aquires an std making him extremely upset in an angry manner. very aggressive during secks

john: hey your girl was crying cuz her vagina hurt immensely, why'd you clap that so hard

jameson: i guess you could call me an aggrivated sailor

by colin all spider riders February 10, 2018

Angrivated

Angry, Aggravated, Agitated, Simply Angrivated

I'm so Angrivated right now!

by The Queen Of Errythang July 28, 2016

aggravated affection

Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"

I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Aggravated dad driving

Swerving all over the road, trying to hit someone in the back seat.

"He wasn't drunk, but he did get it charged with Aggravated Dad Driving."

by Curly 42 March 16, 2019

Aggritate

When your significant other upsets you, burn you aren’t furious.

Babe. You aggritate me.

by English Librarian January 25, 2019

angrinated

when someone angers you

Someone starts calling your friends names behind their backs, when you find out, you feel angry, which you could say they have ‘angrinated’ you. They’ve made you angry.

by quackxquack February 7, 2019

aggravated pod

A pod in jail or prison where the inmates can't come in direct contact with the correctional officer because the officer is behind a booth of bullet proof glass and is reserved for inmates arrested for using weapons to commit crimes.

Since you used a firearm in the robbery you're going to the aggravated pod 26

by Smoking hot 1966 Cadillac December 27, 2019