agendavangelism

Spirited or hyperbolic messaging of a particular side of an argument or point of view with the intention of furthering your own position or program while claiming altruistic intention.

The senator's passionate rhetoric espousing vaping regulations to "save the children" was shown to be a case of agendavangelism when it was discovered his proposals benefitted his largest campaign contributors in Big Pharma and Big Tobacco.

by Uorazal Apap April 10, 2017

Three-letter Agencies

Three Letter Agencies are a general category of "spook" agencies, which defend America, but generally act mysteriously. A knock on the door at any hour from any of them should make you want to run for the back door or jump out the nearest window, except it won't help since they're already watching it.

Some are likely to make you disappear. Some may just want to question you. Some, you'll never know about, but they're already watching you. It doesn't matter that you may not have heard of some of them, they already know who you are, who you've dated, and what you ate for breakfast.

ATF - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives

CIA - Central Intelligence Agency
DEA - Drug Enforcement Agency
DHS - Department of Homeland Security
DIA - Defense Intelligence Agency
DOD - Department of Defense
DOE - Department of Energy (yes, them too)
FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation
INR - Bureau of Intelligence and Research
ISR - Air Force Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance Agency
NRO - National Reconnaissance Office
NGA - National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency
NSA - National Security Agency
ONI - Office of Naval Intelligence
TFI - Office of Terrorism and Financial Intelligence

USSS (United States Secret Service) falls into this category, even though it has 4 letter in its acronym.

{Phone Rings}

Friend 1) Hey, how's it going

Friend 2) Ok, but there's a black van parked in front of my

house. I think it's a three-letter agency and {static}{click}

Friend 1) Hello? Hello? What would one of the three-letter agencies want with you?

Friend 2 is never heard from again.

by JWSmythe June 4, 2009

Hollywood Agency

The #1 Company for acting and modeling auditions in the United States. Mr. Lewis is one of the better-known talent reps at Hollywood Agency, and he has helped hundreds of aspiring actors and models break into the entertainment industry. Their website is www.HollywoodAuditions.com, and their number is 800-910-9168. Mr. Lewis is at extension 716.

Hollywood Agency was featured fictitiously in the movie Austin Powers, but actually helps thousands of aspiring actors and models to get auditions for acting and modeling in real life!

by HollywoodJournalist August 5, 2009

the agency

the agency, which main character is the Pokemon singles champion aka BLUNDER, is the guide and the belief of the truth , the skill and the magnificent.

Shout out to "the agency"
"The agency' provides

by Haveyourdinner April 18, 2020

Agent P

A semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action featured in Phineas and Ferb. He has a double identity, as Agent P he fights an evil pharmacist/super villian/evil scientest named Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz, but as Perry he's simple the Flynn family's pet platypus. You can tell he's Agent P when he has his hat on but otherwise he's not recognized as Agent P and is rather Perry. When he is Agent P he works for an agency called the OWCA (Orginization Without a Cool Acronym), which is run by Major Monogram and MM's intern, Carl. He's had various experiences, one where he has changed supervillians and fought the regurgitator, and another where he was replaced by another agent, Peter the Panda, but in the end his hate for Dr. Doofenschmirtz is undying. Another relation he has is with Phineas and Ferb's friend, Isbella's pet chihuahua Pinky who works for a different more girly agency nearby. He's loyal to both being an agent and the Flynn family which is what makes him the best spy around.

1. When Agent P goes to the agency Phineas never fails to ask "Where's Perry?"

2. Agent P is better than you.

3. Person 1: My pet keeps going missing.
Person 2: Maybe he's with Agent P?

by BufordBaljeet March 30, 2011

Agent 8

The best character from the best DLC from the best Game of all time.

"Agent 8 is gud"

by Agent8simp June 26, 2021

Agent Finn

(n / adv) A (presumed fictional) independent opperative of legendary standing regarded for the ability to disappear and reappear in socio-tactical (frequently entheogenic) situations leaving no trace save cosmological contrails. Used to describe someone displaying these qualities.

"Where is Jimmy...he was just here?"

"He must have pulled an Agent Finn and gone for some pizza."

by Mike Bishop January 28, 2007