afterfuck

the person you would actually want to talk to or cuddle with after having sex, as opposed to the person you actually want to have sex with

Alan's body is gross, but he would be a good afterfuck.

by raffster772 January 26, 2011

aftersuck

When something really awesome happens but sometime after it happens you get a sucky feeling

Sunday night with him was great, but the next morning...major aftersuck

by K_R January 23, 2010

after dick delusion syndrome

After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.

I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!

by The master of the d September 30, 2013

after dick

After Dick is the cuddle period after sex in which the partners spoon. This particular act of cuddling makes the woman feel loved, cared for and or very secure. The woman shows this feeling of love or security by reaching around, grabbing her lover's arm and wrapping it around her. It is often capped off by either intimate talks or sleep.

Damn girl...the dick was good but the After Dick had me going nuts. I blew up his phone like 50 times the next day.

by The OriginalStealth January 31, 2019

aftersick

The sickness that comes after being cured from a previous sickness

Best friend: wanna go to the mall?

“You”: I can’t… I have aftersick
Best friend: No problem we can do it some other time

by odenanaizzy February 11, 2023

anterricka

A mysterious person usually misunderstood a very creative and imaginative person easy to make mad a very goofy person laughs at almost everything over thinks everything very smart and out going has everything they need but not everything they want sometimes selfish

Anterricka was the only person to laugh at my joke unsurprisingly.

by Light Fairy December 23, 2017

ackerdick

She's the biggest (Levi) simp istg

Hey, do you follow "ackerdick"?
No, I don't. Who is that?
She's on tik tok. She's really cool and her content is hilarious; you should follow her rn.

by vampiec4t March 28, 2021