box of assorted creams

n. A slut. A ride that can easily be accessed using a token for the municipal cockwash.

Oh, she's quite the box of assorted creams.

by Skid Marky Mark January 8, 2004

self-absorbed

Simply stated, it is an individual that is so consumed with their own selves that they become oblivious to, nor do they care how their actions or words impact others.

Sarah was so self-absorbed that she shouted at her daughter for no apparent reason.

by self-centered arrogant selfish February 25, 2010

absorbtion

A common misspelling of the word "absorption"

Although it’s “absorbed” and “absorbing,” the correct spelling of the noun is “absorption.”
This sentence contains the word "absorbtion" because I am forced to use that word in a sentence.

by Penbiks August 20, 2006

Absorbogender

This is a gender identity where you absorb and usurp the gender identity of other people, resetting them to their sex assigned at birth.

PERSON 1: Hi, I'm non-binary, I go by they/them

PERSON 2: Not anymore

PERSON 1: Excuse me, what?

PERSON 2: I am absorbogender, meaning I absorbed your gender identity and you have been reset to your sex assigned at birth. Respect my existence, or expect my resistance, bigot

PERSON 1: Wow, sorry I didn't know. So stunning and brave!

by DeathIsaPreferableAltCommunism October 4, 2021

Affordable Power Hardtop Convertibles

It's a hardtop. Push a button. The top goes down. It's a convertible.

The Pontiac G6 and Mazda Miata are both now available as affordable power hardtop convertibles.

by Jeff Goven January 3, 2007

A Box Of Assorted Creams

1. A term to describe a vagina which has more than one delivery of semen within it, typically from multiple doners. Often the result of a "gang-bang."

2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.

1. Mel was passed around as a cum-bucket for the whole team. By the time we'd finished with her, she was a giant Box of Assorted Creams.

2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.

by Brent Elskan December 18, 2005

Afsari

Whoevers an Afsari is the best guy you will ever find. Although a little shy, they may be the best. Always looking out, and really kind.

Is Afsari here? This party is as boring as fuck.

by Anonymous187 April 21, 2013