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aerial screw

The "aerial screw" is a sexual position first created by Leonardo DaVinci in the early 1480s whereby the consenting parties pleasure one-another while in a free fall state with both individuals reaching climax prior to their contact with the ground. Attempts to successfully complete the "aerial screw" are said to be the primary drive behind all of the avionic achievements of the 20th century - up to and including the space shuttle. The aerial screw is frequently, and incorrectly defined as a crude flying machine designed by DaVinci; though recently discovered documents have revealed that this apparatus was simply an attempt to reach a sufficient altitude to attempt the sexual act. With the advent of the US space program in the 1950s, the aerial screw has become of increasing interest to NASA and was the primary drive behind coed shuttle missions in the 1980s.
Would you be interested in going sky diving this weekend to attempt the aerial screw?
by HistoryRedefined October 16, 2013
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Aerial

Amazing girl, will drive any man crazy to have her. Knows how to control men, too gorgoues for her own good. But wont ever want to know it. You wont ever meet anyone like her so hold on. Shes, beauitful, funny, with a nice body, smart and independent no dought the most amazing person ever. She usually has low self esteem and is unsually a good friend. Deserves respect because she always shows it.
Aerial... she's amazing man.

I love Aerial.
by hitherelovee December 1, 2010
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Aerica

An often made typo of the word "America" or "Africa", Aerica is actually a girl's name used primarily by those of African descent and one lone white chick. It is not pronounced Air-EE-ka, Uh-REE-sha, or Ah-ER-ka. It is pronounced Erica. Just like Erika. Or Arika.
"My name is Aerica, bitches."
by Hugo the Mouse February 20, 2009
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Aerianna

Aerianna’s are the most amazing people you can meet! She is that one girl at school that dresses lazy but still looks so HOT. When hanging out with her she is the party. Even though Aerianna’s are super amazing and very pretty they do have another side... they are honestly psycho if u get on there bad side. Even though they are psycho they also are the most chill people you can meet. They always have unique traits and very crazy and loving!
Sam- Aerianna is so hot but such a thot
Jason- dude Ik maybe you to can date
by Gay thot October 29, 2018
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Aerial Director

Aerial Director is a made up title given to country boys that look like the retarded brother of woody from toy story. If you're a disappointment to your father and fuck yourself with a Snap-On™ dildo every night, you just might be a prime choice for Aerial Director.

Synonyms: meaningless title retarded lazy
"That guy walks like he's holding back a nasty shit and looks like he hasn't gotten laid since his family reunion, he must be an aerial director."
by HydraulicsIsFuckingGay November 11, 2018
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Aeris

The beautiful main heroine of the smash RPG hit, Final Fantasy VII. Aeris fell in love with the game's hero, Cloud, before sacrificing her life to save the planet. She later guides the Lifestream to defend the world from Meteor. Aeris sold flowers for a living, and was 22 when she met Cloud. Her best friend in the game was Tifa.
Aeris smiled in her last moments.
by Chika August 12, 2005
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aerials

a superb song by System of a Down. with such awesome words like: "life is a waterfall, we're one in the river and one again after the fall" and "we drink from the river then we turn around and put up our walls" this song is an appropriate (water-based) take on life. and with a music video featuring people who seem to have been left in a wind tunnel overnight, who's to argue that this is a stone-cold classic.
"we are the ones who wanna play, always wanna win but ya never wanna lose"
by failure33object April 24, 2005
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