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Stepdad Advice

A great rock band made by Alexander 'Pubey' Finch; that wrote and sung the songs 'Therapy Makes You Hotter' and 'God'.
Man 1: Wow! I love God by Stepdad Advice!
Man 2: Not as much as I like cranking 90s on the lads!
by asdfghjkl;'edfghjkl;'] September 8, 2022
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Please be advised

A meaningless phrase that prefaces relevant information. It is basically unnecessary if not redundant, as one is engaged in the very act of “advising” when issuing a warning, imparting knowledge, or giving advice. “Please be advised” is used excessively by people in law enforcement and sometimes by those who became serious about life at a very late age, and now maintain blogs that purport to warn the public about what is largely one-sided, uninteresting crap.
Ryan: Officer Murphy, please be advised that our suspect is driving a Jeep.

Murphy: Ryan, the fact that you’re advising me is understood in the information you have just given to me. Saying “please be advised” is an unnecessary redundancy that pollutes our radio communication.

Ryan: Ten-four.
by Ned's Nutz April 23, 2010
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advice bukkake

The phenomenon of many people eagerly rushing to give advice all at once, frequently in an aggressive, lecturing, and sometimes hostile manner. Especially common on online forums.
John was surprised by both the amount and texture of the advice bukkake he received after he asked about his problems with relationships.
by GarDrastic December 9, 2007
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Advise

An overly used verb used by douchey corporate types to sound more professional in emails and conference calls.
1. I have not yet received that report. Please advise.
2. I am looking into the matter. Will advise.
by Lopeytal March 4, 2009
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life advice

live life man. go out there and live it like you wanna live it. what is stopping you?
by coolmf December 30, 2020
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Advite

Hi Advite
by Hi12342365 October 4, 2016
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best friend advice

This is the advice that a girl's best friend gives to the guy that is currently courting said girl.
Ex. 1: Wow I really can't get a read on what this girl wants me to do, I'm gonna have to go ask for some "best friend advice".

Ex. 2: I'm totally going to get out of the friend zone now that I got some good "best friend advice".

Ex. 3: Hey Ashley, I'm lost, can I get some "best friend advice"?
by Brian Dogood February 24, 2008
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