Alaskan Advent Calendar

The act of jizzing in one hole of an advent calendar every day until there are no more left. Then you freeze it overnight and then eat the chocolates. When you have all of chocolates in your mouth, you have oral sex with your bitch and then shoot her with a massive load of cum, and when she is knocked out from the cum, you throwing her out the window onto a freeway.

I gave my bitch and Alaskan Advent Calendar and the funeral is next thursday.

by 6117 March 11, 2025

Advent Sage

A Smexy Founder of Advent Region

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by Advent CBANDZZZ June 24, 2021

Advent Calendar

A special calendar used to count down the days to Christmas, starting on December 1st and ending on December 24th.

Siena Raponi is just like an advent calendar. Every day you’re around her you’ll find something you love more.

by joecrenshaw November 28, 2025

Advent Calendar

If you are an advent calendar it means you are something different everyday, sometimes you might be sweet, sometimes you might be savory.

Dude! Why are you being such an advent calendar today! Ugh! Fuck you!

by F******Piggy December 3, 2020

Advent Nitro

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by Sage mode June 24, 2021

Chanel advent calendar

For $825 it's as bad is coal. Not something you want on your Christmas wishlist unless you are looking for a pack of stickers or a wax seal on a string!

Did you see the chanel advent calendar series on tiktok?

by zomclo December 15, 2021

Advent Garden

The Advent Garden:

From The Garden of Eden. The coming shall ravel like a phoenix to LA LA Land. LLL.

1.)As the Advent Garden was birthing over GO-No-ld, RG3 and JC3 P.O. Have delivered Gold unfound. Dumbfound. Whooh.

2.) Corners Of The U.S.A.

3.) Everyone Wars For Their Lands Of Religion, but this is a different kind of Mission. Airy. Mountain Rangers. Real Gold Diggers.

by SirPyschoSex=E August 7, 2012