Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

Dick's smoothie and adoption center by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020

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reverse Adoption

When a Chinese person adopts a white child. Contrary to the usual white adopting a chinese child.

Those children where from reverse adoption.

reverse Adoption by ni2k December 31, 2010

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Suprise Adoption

This is fancy kidnapping

1: Hey did you hear that some kid got suprisingly adopted?
2: No way what!
3: Yeah the cops went looking for him and everything!
2: Yoooo haha to be honest I wish I was suprise adopted...
1: Tf i was thinking the same thing!
3: Ok what.
4: Huh wassup? Whatchyall talkin bout?

Suprise adoption is really just kidnapping

Suprise Adoption by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019

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online adoption

Adopting an online friend or parental figure or child figure into your virtual family. Online friends can have strong relationships and tend to adopt others as their Older siblings, Moms, Daughters, Sons, Younger siblings, Dads, and etc. People who have unfortunate family conditions IRL can have nicer ones online.

“You poor thing, I’m adopting you as my daughter.”
“Okay Mom”
“Here, sign the online adoption papers”

online adoption by .Kyoko. April 7, 2020

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if he find out adoption ( Theme song for adoption ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

if he find out adoption ( Theme song for adoption ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal. by Kmqq April 21, 2023

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gay adoption

two individuals from the same sex adopt one or more children

gay adoption is not legal in all countries

gay adoption by nddghrtgsergsty November 4, 2017

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Illegal Adoption

AKA kidnapping someone

Im going to commit illegal adoption at the school tomorrow

Illegal Adoption by BillyBob52 May 3, 2022

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