acrobatic twat

a really flexible vagina, gymnasts commonly have them after strenuous vaginal activities

damn foo melissa has a acrobatic twat, it was bouncing like a jumping jack!

by MattMcRib September 14, 2013

Acrobatic fuck

Someone who literally jumps another person they're fucking, and usually there's a lot of flipping, spinning, and swinging (sometimes from trapeze).

The acrobat girl with the caribbean pufferfish haircut would climb up five stories, then jump the girl she was fucking. It was their favorite thing to do when they weren't doing the circus, the girl was the most acrobatic fuck in town.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2019

U-Bend Acrobat

A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.

I knew I was shitting bricks, I looked between my legs on the throne and found I laid a U-bend acrobat!

by rc55 April 16, 2006

Acro(Acrobatic Gymnastics)

Mixed + Mens Pair: Older Men forcing young girls and boys into things they dont want to do.

Womans Group + Pair: Old Women forcing little girls into things they dont want to do.

Man Acro(Acrobatic Gymnastics) is the best sport ever!
IKR! But no one knows it exists!

by Gofol December 17, 2018

acrobatic fucking pirouette

a sicknasty jump flip move known to be effective at escaping INSUFFERABLE GUARDIANS and their SORCEROUS SCULPTURES

wow rose that was a rather acrobatic fucking pirouette you just performed there

by excessiveRancor December 6, 2022

jangly acrobatics "JA"

Performing oral sex while hanging your head off the end of the bed or table.

Jangly acrobatics "ja" is laying on the bed with your head hanging off, with a penis in your mouth.

"JA" for short.

by Karla Myer September 21, 2007

Car Acrobatics

When your car door is on the edge of the driveway and you have to get to your door without touching the grass.

Why did you park your car like that!? Now i’ll have to do some Car Acrobatics.

by Confetti_fun November 19, 2018