The Institute of Chartered Accountants of Pakistan (ICAP) is the formal institute bearing corporate veil via which innocent kids are legally bounded to accept slavery contracts with audit firms for more than 3 years after sticking in the pipeline of CA Foundation and intermediate exams for more than 4 years on average. It reflects the 6-8 years of total misery of students who opted for ICAP, leaving 70% unqualified in the end, rushing towards ACCA/CIMA/CIA/ICAEW or other foreign qualification after wasting golden period.
BEWARE to choose ICAP! have some mercy on yourself and don't go for Institute of Chartered Accountants of Pakistan (ICAP).
Enjoy your student life please and never think about ICAP to ruin the good days.
Enjoy your student life please and never think about ICAP to ruin the good days.
by ICAP Victim :D November 1, 2011
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The Accountant SA is so ripped, but geez he knows his tax and accounting stuff and knows a thing or two about business.
by The Accountant SA July 18, 2022
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Yeah he seemed a right accountant, reckon he must have left his personality at home.
Say something dammit, anyone would think you were an accountant, mate!
Say something dammit, anyone would think you were an accountant, mate!
by Evil Edna June 29, 2005
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by Mutemute December 10, 2016
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Nobody is ever "passionate" about accounting. Anybody who says that he or she is passionate is basically a fucking goddamn bullshitting liar.
Ex. Ricky chose to be an accountant because he thought he wouldn't get hired for anything else. He now works for PwC and is fucking boring as hell. Ugh, having to be around him and listen to him talk is like being strangled and having to die a very slow and painful death.
Ex. Ricky chose to be an accountant because he thought he wouldn't get hired for anything else. He now works for PwC and is fucking boring as hell. Ugh, having to be around him and listen to him talk is like being strangled and having to die a very slow and painful death.
by OneWhoSpeaksTheTruths February 7, 2012
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Get the An Accountant mug.Inability to think outside of the box. Inability to reason either deductively or inductively. Excessive reliance on patterns and rote memorization of rules or facts. Complete inability to recognize or acknowledge various viewpoints, which contributes to difficulty separating fact from opinion.
Person: "What is two plus two?"
Accountant: "I don't remember."
Person: "What do you have Accountant Personality Disorder or something? Just add them together."
Accountant: "I don't remember."
Person: "What do you have Accountant Personality Disorder or something? Just add them together."
by RickC84 October 8, 2013
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