asshole shot

The act of buying a shot for an individual/group to make up for being an asshole

She bought the gentleman an asshole shot after cutting in line at the bar

by Skippyzu July 21, 2019

Destroyed Asshole

When your asshole has been fucked so hard by a massive cock that your asshole is very loose and destroyed now, usually bleeds.

"Last night this young stud fucked me so hard with his huge penis I now have a destroyed asshole

by my testicles are cold July 6, 2017

Shy Asshole

When it can't poop because other people are around.

Brad get outta here! You know I have a shy asshole!

by lockenload23 July 11, 2016

A clear bag of smashed assholes

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008

Schrodingers asshole

A person who decides whether or not they're full of shit by the reactions of those around them.

"That guy who posted ____ but said he was just trolling when no one agreed with him is totally a Schrodingers Asshole"

by ImmortalDobbs June 15, 2017

asshole coffee

The act of buying a coffee for an individual/group to make up for being an asshole

The man cut in line so he bought everyone an asshole coffee

by Skippyzu July 21, 2019

Asshole Simp

A rare breed of the simp family. An asshole simp is a type of simp that not only spends his time chasing females, but also manages to come off as a dick at the same time. Asshole simps are often rejected from both the female(s) he chases as well as the boys. There should be no sympathy for these creatures.

Look at that asshole simp Peter over there...Man, what a fucking loser.

by theurbanpoet69 April 24, 2020