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Monica Abbott

American athlete who pitched for the University of Tennessee Lady Volunteers softball team from 2004-2007. She is currently under contract with National Pro Fastpitch's Washington Glory and took the year 2008 off to participate in the Beijing Olympics with Team USA.
Monica Abbott is without a doubt the best fast pitch hurler the sport of softball has ever seen.
by ruindefault November 5, 2009
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Newton Abbott

A pointless little town .. oh and theres an ASDA
Person1: Hey do you want to go newton abbott today?

Person2: Just No
by SoTrue:) July 16, 2010
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Tony Abbott

Big Eared Politician that is the PM of Australia that has big ears and 2 hot daughters
Tony Abbott doesn’t need an example
by urdaman February 4, 2015
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Fat Abbot

Scene 1.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' on, Rudy?"
RUDY: "Man, Fat Abbot, you need to lose weight."
FAT ABBOT: "I lose weight when I feel like it, bitch! Shut your bitch ass mouth, ho!"
RUDY: "Bitch, I'll kick your ass!"
FAT ABBOT: "You think you so slick you punkass, blasphemous, dope fiend bitch! I had my jimmy whacked seven times last week! I bust a cap in your n*gga ass, shithead!"

Scene 2.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' down, y'all?"
RUDY: "Man, Fat Abbot, what you doin' on this side of the 'hood?"
FAT ABBOT: "You know somethin' Rudy? You're like school in the summertime."
RUDY: "School in the summertime?"
FAT ABBOT: "Yeah, bitch, school in summertime! Open your fucking ears motherfucking whore I'll pop your bitch ass!"
MUSHMOUTH: "I'll-ba pop-ba your-ba bitch-a ass-a too-ba, bitch-a."

Scene 3.
FAT ABBOT: "Hey, hey, hey! Hey, Yolanda, why your eye all black and blue and shit?"
YOLANDA: "Man, Fat Abbot, my stepdad popped me in my eye."
FAT ABBOT: "Stepdad?! You gotta op his ass!"
YOLANDA: "Really?"
FAT ABBOT: "Yeah, bitch! Snatch his ass in a bear trap! Leave that fucker swinging from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days! Glack, glack, you know what I'm sayin'? Dumbass n*gga whore shit damn!"
YOLANDA: "You're right, Fat Abbot, thanks!"
FAT ABBOT: "No problem, ho. Maybe later you can suck my dick, bitch ho shit!"
BILL COSBY: "Well, Fat Abbot and the gang sure did learn something today. If you got a stepdad ridin' your ass, just snatch his ass in a bear trap! CRACK! No more stepdad. See you next time eatin' the pudding."
by anonymous November 11, 2006
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Charlie Abbott

by Louise Wilson February 6, 2019
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abborisim

To fuck up a saying or phrase by mixing up words from other sayings or things related to the word.
"slept like a glove"instead of like a log ,where glove comes from "fits like a glove"..or "its all over red dog"instead of "its all over red rover" where dog and a common dogs name is cofused hence creating an abborisim
by goldmember2323 July 2, 2009
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Abbotsleigh

A prestigious girls private school located in Sydney’s upper north shore with yearly costs ranging from $20,000-50,000 depending on whether or not the student boards, and in doing so becomes part of an exclusive club where the aim is to be as much of an asshole as humanly possible.

At this lovely institution, young girls are taught that food is not necessary and should be avoided at all costs. A common belief within the surrounding community is that most Abbotsleigh students are lesbians. This is in fact false - they are bisexual.
Person 1: Oh no, I think I heard a girl throwing up in the bathroom
Person 2: She’ll be fine. Abbotsleigh taught her well

Person 1: I saw an Abbotsleigh girl making out with a boy today. I thought they were all lesbians?
Person 2: Well contrary to pop... *dies*

Abbotsleigh Girl 1: Wow you look so pretty today!
Abbotsleigh Girl 2: Thanks I threw up this morning!
by HotTeenBigBreatsPornhub April 18, 2020
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