abborisim 

To fuck up a saying or phrase by mixing up words from other sayings or things related to the word.

"slept like a glove"instead of like a log ,where glove comes from "fits like a glove"..or "its all over red dog"instead of "its all over red rover" where dog and a common dogs name is cofused hence creating an abborisim

abborisim by goldmember2323 July 2, 2009

Arborism

Act of working with trees under the table to maximize milking the government of all the free benefits possible .

Lance is guilty of arborism.

Arborism by Tskyfox6969 November 3, 2018