audible lock fail

when someone walks in on your bathroom stall in the middle of your audible pee stream because they were only paying attention to the position of the door lock and not the sounds indicating whether there might actually be someone in the stall.
oh, sorry, you didn't lock the door.

dude, audible lock fail! are you f**ing deaf? i'm peeing balls in here!
by tommypjr February 03, 2011
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A fart that makes a sound but does not smell.
Don't worry Irene it's audible but non lethal (ABNL).
by Schmebeneezer March 20, 2017
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audible pinga

-An absolute hectic song that fuckin slaps. Usually DnB but can be anything.

-The type of song that plays while you and the lads are rinsed and/or cooked af.
“now that’s one audible pinga”
chuck the audible pingas on mate”
by bunnings April 16, 2022
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Audible Dogfart

I wanted to upload a highly educational definition to Urban Dictionary, but I was clueless of what to do that is not related to flatulent gas or dogs. But then, at that same moment, my dog did a fart and I heard the noise. It was like God sent that fart to tell me that I should do a definition about dog farts or poo. And here I am.

I would give the dog’s fart a solid 8 out of 10 (being the highest score). It was smelly, it made the room and the walls tinted green, but that’s the norm for a dogfart. The best part of this smelly bum burp is that it was clearly audible. It sounded like a balloon losing it’s helium!

That is all for now. Stay tuned in for more of my wonderful definitions on this website.
I was put off from eating my baguette when I could smell Buster’s busting, Audible Dogfart.
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 19, 2020
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Rave Audible

A rave audible is when you're out raving and you see that the situation isn't to your liking, you come up with an alternative right on the spot.

Also known as 'The Rufus'.

Created by Prince Ramsey
The sex was so bad that I called a rave audible and got so shitfaced the next time i was with her I wouldn't have to hit it again
by djetaine July 31, 2008
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ambient audible rubbish

Unintelligible ambient sounds or voices produced by sound overlay.
The band was so bad it sounded like ambient audible rubbish.

The ambient audible rubbish at the after party was so loud I couldn't hear myself think.

They were working on a program to interpret ambient audible rubbish so it could be understood.
by Ontological June 25, 2018
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Audible Masturbation

Talking just to please yourself.
Twitter is a great place to see audible masturbation at work, Or a trump speech.
by Z_PW January 14, 2021
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