at least i have my orange juice

a creative and subtle way of saying that you're going to have a shitty day (derived from a florida orange juice commercial).

John: I got an email saying the professor would post our grades today.

Mike: at least I have my orange juice...

by AngryAtom January 20, 2011

At least you don't have gangrene

Really puts things in perspective.

'Man, I can't believe I got a D on my algebra test...'

'Hey, at least you don't have gangrene.'

by skittlekitty2227 October 16, 2011

At least I'm not Kanye West

This is a ""cop out" phrase you use if you've done something absolutely terrible. However, whatever you did probably isn't worse than the stupid sh*t Kanye does on a daily basis.

"You are a son of a bitch, you slapped a child, and stole a cop car while high on PCP"
"Yeah, well at least I'm not Kanye West"
"True"

"I can't believe you, You clubbed a baby seal, then drove over it in a Hummer H2"
"Well at least I'm not Kanye West"
"Sh*t you're right, next round is on me!" - Al Gore

by GitzMoney December 8, 2010

AtLeastYoureNotFromCleveland

The idea that no matter how bad your day has been, or how bad you feel about where you live, know that there is always 'someplace worse. Except if you're from Cleveland.

Friend 1: Man, my girlfriend broke up with me this morning, I got fired this afternoon, and totaled my car tonight.

Friend 2: Thats sucks, well AtLeastYoureNotFromCleveland!

by spektre130 December 4, 2010

at least I have sex

Said by someone who is not very involved in some activity routinely as an answer to "look what can I do in (insert the activity here)! You cannot do something like that!" line.
Most common used when someone is boasting about his computer/gaming skills.

-Hey! Look at this cool program I wrote! Can you do that?
-no, but at least I have sex...

by ...:::HTMLCODER.exe:::... August 6, 2008

at least your pretty

When someone is pretty but really stupid

Sam: 5+5=99
Jesse: that's wrong but at least your pretty

by Potato_warrior123 December 5, 2016

Atlesat

when you spell 'atleast' wrong and feel like a fool

for example when writing a love letter:

'Michael I love you atlesat as much as i love toffee yoghurts, and a little bit more'

by monaelmichica November 17, 2009